Dear AU5K creator,

Hello and thank you for creating for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange. This letter contains the information from my sign-up, some short ramblings on the canons/ships involved, and a handful of prompts. I hope you'll find it helpful, but please don't feel bound to any of it! Mix-and-match, disregard, whatever helps. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with!

If you want to see what kind of things I write, find me 
on AO3 as Arazsya (make sure to log in as currently all my works are archive-locked).

Also, feel free to stack AUs as you like!

Non-Exhaustive Selection of Likes: whump and hurt/comfort, angst, protectiveness, horror (gothic horror, folk horror, cozy horror, paranormal & supernatural horror, cosmic horror, found footage, just give me your horror tbh), urban fantasy, romance, pining, yearning, loyalty, trapping characters in a small space for them to not talk about their feelings in, trapping characters in a small space until they talk about their feelings, characters talking about their feelings while bleeding, fluff, werewolves, dogs! and also cats! especially remaining unhurt!, hostage situations, characters thinking they are too late, huddling for warmth, only one bed, fake dating, stargazing, found family, hurting one character physically to hurt another character emotionally, made-to-listen (like made-to-watch except more remote, like over the phone, through a door or in a recording, so there's absolutely nothing the character can do about it), made to watch, beautiful setting descriptions, mutual pining, characters presumed dead turning out to not be dead, pathetic fallacy, strandings.

DNWsfirst/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary), infantilisation, lactation, mpreg, non-canon major character death (of canon characters), omegaverse, onscreen animal cruelty, parental death detail, pregnancy, vore, watersports/scat.

Fandom-Specific DNW: Tom Barnaby for Midsomer Murders (brief mentions are fine but I would prefer no extended discussion or appearance).

Midsomer Murders

There is a lot of horror in these freeforms - I just think it suits Midsomer really well. The show is a sneeze away from folk horror at the best of times, and I'd love to see it pushed all the way. Please feel free to include unrequested characters as fic requires! Though my preference is for John Barnaby-era, there are no sergeants or pathologists I don't like.

Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter

Arctic (or Antarctic) Research Station AU
Dogwalker/Owner AU
Dracula AU
Everything is the same except canon is horror genre now
Fairytale AU
Fantasy Zookeepers AU
Folk Horror
Ghost Hunter AU
Heist AU
heist-style story but fantasy setting
Leverage AU
Lighthouse Keeper AU
Occult Detectives AU
Sci-Fi Horror
Soulmate AU - Soulmate Goose of Enforcement
Urban Fantasy AU
Werewolves AU
White Collar AU
Wildlife Photographer AU
Wreckers AU


Have they canonically met? No! Has this stopped them from occupying 80% of my fannish energy over the past two years? No! I think they'd be great together, what with their shared interests in the outside, pub quizzes, and pining, and massive angst potential. Got my standard horror interests and then, I don't know, let them be neighbouring keepers at the fantasy zoo, let one be the Mina to the other's Jonathan, I am always down for werewolves, Wildlife Photographer!Winter and Guide!Nelson, I am here for all of it! :D 

John Barnaby & Jamie Winter, John Barnaby & Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter

Everything is the same except canon is horror genre now
Folk Horror
heist-style story but fantasy setting
Leverage AU
Occult Detectives AU
Paranormal Investigators AU
The Magnus Archives AU
Time Loop
Urban Fantasy AU

Found family is stored in Midsomer! I am very fond of the Barnaby Extended Family - I love the way Barnaby loves his sergeants, at that distance that becomes all too illusory when they're in trouble (first names, used seldom), small moments of care and affection. I love how completely Sarah embraces them, and pushes her husband to - they are her sergeants as much as his, to me. With Winter in particular, he just seems closer to them than any of their other sergeants, and no one is quite ready to call it family (except me), but they still show that it is. I'd love to see horror, yes, and in terms of the other stuff, idk, Barnaby as an Archivist with sergeant assistants, or a Leverage mastermind? 

Sherlock & Co

I've really been enjoying this show this year! I love its humour and its ability to stamp on my emotions, I love that bit in the intro where the serious music is going and John says now, a true crime podcaster, I love the dog. All going well at the moment - and I have especially liked the moments when it has leaned towards horror, since I do like my podcasts on the spookier side. Would love to see something that goes all out on that with a setting change, or job slight-realignment (I do feel that they should always be detectives, in as vague a sense as it may be).

Mariana Ametxazurra & Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Mariana Ametxazurra/Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson

Everything is the same except canon is horror genre now

Magical Realism AU
Occult Detectives AU
Sci-Fi Horror
Soulmate AU with Triad Soulmates
Sunless Sea Fusion
Urban Fantasy AU
Werewolves AU

White Collar AU


It's Them! I've been having a great time listening to their relationship develop, and it has so much warmth and understanding and ahhhh. Please put them somewhere awful and make them hurt. Or possibly a White Collar AU. Or both.  

The Magnus Archives

Not got a lot of AUs in the list here, since, well, TMA is a horror canon, so most of my usuals already apply - I would like to see the horror atmosphere and such preserved if possible, though not necessarily the specific TMA powers-verse and such. Feel free to include platonic relationships and such with other characters!

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker

Arctic (or Antarctic) Research Station AU
Fairytale AU
Urban Fantasy AU


At this point, these two are one of my older ships and. I still love them so much. They suffer very nicely, though I'm not opposed to them having nice things either, maybe a fairytale ending might be deserved at this point. Otherwise, the horrors! But possibly slightly different ones from where we usually see them. And urban fantasy-wise, I'm a big fan of werewolf!Tim, but if something else is calling, I am here, I have popcorn.

Dear Battleship Creator,

Hello and thank you for creating for me! 
I hope you enjoy the exchange. This letter contains the information from my sign-up, some short ramblings on the canons/ships involved, and a handful of prompts. I hope you'll find it helpful, but please don't feel bound to any of it! Mix-and-match, disregard, whatever helps. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with!

If you want to see what kind of things I write, find me 
on AO3 as Arazsya (make sure to log in as currently all my works are archive-locked).

Non-Exhaustive Selection of Likes: whump and hurt/comfort, angst, protectiveness, horror (gothic horror, folk horror, cozy horror, paranormal & supernatural horror, cosmic horror, found footage, just give me your horror tbh), urban fantasy, romance, pining, yearning, loyalty, trapping characters in a small space for them to not talk about their feelings in, trapping characters in a small space until they talk about their feelings, characters talking about their feelings while bleeding, fluff, werewolves, dogs! and also cats! especially remaining unhurt!, hostage situations, characters thinking they are too late, huddling for warmth, only one bed, fake dating, stargazing, found family, hurting one character physically to hurt another character emotionally, made-to-listen (like made-to-watch except more remote, like over the phone, through a door or in a recording, so there's absolutely nothing the character can do about it), made to watch, beautiful setting descriptions, mutual pining, characters presumed dead turning out to not be dead, pathetic fallacy, strandings.

DNWsfirst/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary), infantilisation, lactation, mpreg, non-canon major character death (of canon characters), omegaverse, onscreen animal cruelty, parental death detail, pregnancy, vore, watersports/scat.

Midsomer Murders

Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter

Fanart/Fanfic

Aftermath of trauma
Autumn
Bedside Vigil
Bruises
Captivity
Codependency
Dreams and Nightmares
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Epistolary
Fairy Tale Retellings
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Horror
Huddling for Warmth
Hurt/Comfort
Late Night Conversations
Loneliness
Midnight rendezvous
Mutual Pining
On the Run
Protectiveness
Rain
Sharing a Bed
Soulmate Enforcing Goose
Stargazing
Storms
Summer
Sunrise/Sunset
Tenderness
Trapped together
Vulnerability
Whump
Winter


So admittedly Winter and Nelson have never canonically, you know, met, but I reckon if they did it would be great, and I also enjoy the creative freedom of not having to disregard any canon about it. They have similar interests, compatible personalities, and canonical tendencies to Never Tell That Person How They Feel that could add up to enough mutual pining to construct an entire forest. Nelson's undercover work and Winter's danger magnet status both provide plenty of opportunities for whump, hurt/comfort, angst, all of the good stuff. I'm also extremely soppy about them and would love to see them just being happy and in love. 
- Winter and Nelson meet while Nelson is working undercover and cannot be honest about who he is. 
- They are working together on an ~unnecessarily spooky case~.
- Nelson is visiting for reasons entirely unrelated to work and they fall for each other.

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John Barnaby & Jamie Winter
Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter
John Barnaby & Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter

John Barnaby & Charlie Nelson

Fanfic

Aftermath of trauma
Alternate Universe
Bedside Vigil
Bruises
Captivity
Dreams and Nightmares
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Epistolary
Found Family
Ghosts
Horror
Hurt/Comfort
Loneliness
Protectiveness
Rain
Storms
Tenderness
Trapped together
Vulnerability
Whump


Found family is stored in Midsomer, apparently. I have a particular fondness for how completely new sergeants are adopted into the Barnaby family, like Barnaby bringing them to meet Sarah in their first cases as if to get her approval to the sheer amount of time that they seem to spend together, to how restrainedly frantic Barnaby becomes whenever one of them seems to be in trouble.
- Midsomer, given the relative ease with which characters can become isolated, the old-fashioned nature of parts of it, the strangeness of the people and the lacks of barriers between people and the wild, is a place where horror would fit very naturally into the landscape. I'd love to see Barnaby and his sergeant take a wrong turning and end up somewhere Wrong, or someone encounter something while looking for a phone signal, or for there to be strange shapes in the nighttime fog. Just *vague gestures* pop some horror in it.
- I'm very fond of the understated-yet-present affection that exists between Winter and Sarah; something focussed on that would be lovely, maybe them defending each other from dangers or supporting one another through difficulty, maybe he's 100% down with helping her hide a body or taking the fall for her from a murder, anything really.
- Nelson returns to Midsomer after something awful happens to him and the Barnabies try to help him through it.

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NCIS: New Orleans

Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund

Fanfic

Captivity
Caretaking
Class Difference
Crushes
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Eldritch Horror
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Handcuffs
Horror
Hurt/Comfort
Kissing as Camouflage
Music
Oblivious Character
On the Run
Protectiveness
Sharing a Bed
Soulmate Enforcing Goose
Storms
Trapped together
Whump

I only had platonic ships for this show until I was sitting there watching Sebastian complain at length to Loretta about newly-arrived Carter and his fancy suits that fit him perfectly, like he's just got his first queer crush and a) hasn't noticed b) has no idea how to deal with it. Carter, for his part, appearing to be utterly bemused by it all (possibly having noticed both the crush and that Sebastian hasn't noticed it). They're so much fun together in canon, and I'd love to see them being fun together romantically. 
- Fake dating would suit this ship down to the ground and is so possible considering the canon - maybe they're undercover or need to seem like they're not federal agents in a situation that they don't have time to plan, anything's good.
- I think they should get handcuffed together and have to escape villains/solve a case/generally be stuck like that for quite a while.
- Further in the interests of enforcing them being in the same place for an extended period of time, captured together would be great, either by the villains of the week or someone from Carter or Sebastian's past, out for information or revenge etc.

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Tammy Gregorio & Sebastian Lund
Sebastian Lund & Loretta Wade
Quentin Carter & Tammy Gregorio & Hannah Khoury & Sebastian Lund

Fanfic

Bonding
Captivity
Caretaking 
Cuddling & Snuggling
Domesticity
Drinking together
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Eldritch horror
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Found Family
Ghosts
Horror
Hurt/Comfort
Loyalty
On the Run
Protectiveness
Road Trips
Storms
Trapped together
Whump


I
 adore the platonic relationships in this show, particularly between Sebastian and his friends Loretta and Gregorio, and then between the whole field team in the final season - I would have loved to see so much more of them together. They're such solid, natural friendships, with so much trust and dependability built into them, really going for that found family while Pride was finding biological relations under ambient rocks. I'm particularly interested in Carter for the team prompt, with his initial resistance to being part of the team/family being eroded away, but I do love all of these characters.
- Undercover shenanigans! Characters who love each other platonically having to fake date or be each other's fake family, all strengthening the bonds they really have.
- Mutual support in the aftermath of canon traumatic events.
- A case turning out to be spookier than anticipated. 

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UNIT: The New Series

1: Sam Bishop
Sam Bishop & Kate Lethbridge-Stewart

Fanfic

Aftermath of trauma
Captivity
Caretaking
Dreams and Nightmares
Drinking together
Eerie/Spooky Locales 
Eldritch horror
Epistolary
Exhaustion
Horror 
Hospitals
Hurt/Comfort
Late Night Conversations
Loyalty
Mind Control
Protectiveness
Recovery
Survival
Trauma
Trust


I binged most of Big Finish's new UNIT series last year and really enjoyed it, especially the portrayal of Kate Stewart as a competent and respected leader in her own right, who remembers but is not solely defined by her father, and her relationships with her subordinates. Of those, Sam is a particular favourite and natural whump target since his first appearance head injury.

- It would be great to see Sam affected by what he went through in Cyber-Reality (the capture! the long-term captivity! the time loop simulation, the betrayal, the harvesting of his skills for use in an app released for free (the violation of it!)! 
the slow cyberconversion! the mind-control!), and maybe Kate making an effort to be there for him as his boss, whether that involves simply being present, making sure that he gets the best care and recovery space possible, working to shut down the app/have it remove the data obtained from Sam's mistreatment, etc.  
- I'm a great enjoyer of horror and it would be well within UNIT's standard operations for them to just be in a horror scenario - maybe they're investigating false lights, or an alleged haunting, or trying to secure a supposedly cursed artefact, anything's good.
- Maybe some kind of situation where UNIT has been taken over by something, and Sam and Kate, unaffected, must flee?


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Wake of Corrosion

Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor

Fanfic

1.     Accidental Soulbond
Captivity
Caretaking
Cuddling & Snuggling
Dreams and Nightmares
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Fuck or Die
Horror
Huddling for Warmth
Hurt/Comfort
Porn with Feelings
Sex Pollen
Sleeping Together
Stargazing
Storms
Survival
Trauma
Trust
Vulnerability
Wound Tending

This show has been doing so well at putting its characters in the trauma microwave and refusing to let them out, and I've been especially into this ship after S3. They've both got this tendency to wander into dangerous situations for Knowledge (TM), and I feel like Ryan to some extent imprinted on the brothers and their story as a way to cope with not just the changed world but the loss of his family. Then Elliot saved his life chasing after one of the monsters that previously the only way to survive had been "run away from Immediately" and hit it with a stick for him. On Elliot's side of things, he'd heard the broadcast - Ryan representing hope and safety and a stable point in a world that had fallen down around him. Then, when they meet, Ryan is the one friendly face in the world, probably the first person who's not actively been a danger to Elliot, let alone kind to him, since he lost Roman. When Elliot fights back against the changed world for the first time, it's for Ryan. Ryan thinks the best of him when he's decided he's a monster. Nothing will convince me they weren't holding hands all through the sequence trapped in the dark room. Naturally, I think they should have angst and pining and every kind of wilderness sex from ill-advised to sex pollened to comforting.

- After or during the events of the S3 finale, a bit of comfort is probably in order.
- During their travels through the wilderness, they encounter some form of apocalypse sex pollen.
- Niyah tries to use Elliot to force Ryan to let her control the broadcast.

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Victoriocity

1: Archibald Fleet 
Clara Entwhistle & Archibald Fleet
Aurelia Bell/Clara Entwhistle 


Fanfic

Aftermath of trauma
Caretaking
Dancing
Dreams and Nightmares
Eerie/Spooky Locales
Epistolary
Fairy Tale Retellings
Fluff
Ghosts
Handcuffs
Horror
Hospitals
Huddling for Warmth
Hurt/Comfort
Protectiveness
Rain
Storms
Trauma
Vulnerability
Whump


Victoriocity is a joy to listen to, mystery stories full of humour and friendship and then very occasionally it drops just astronomical amounts of trauma on its characters. Clara and Fleet have this really lovely friendship and I hope they have many murder cases to come. Additionally, we've not had much of her, but I'm quite zoomy over Aurelia Bell's immediate interest in Clara (she wants to show her off!) and would love to see that go somewhere, especially if it means we get more Beth Eyre in the show.

- as director of The London Museum of Other Nations' Antiquities, Aurelia insists that Clara write an article covering one of the Museum's new exhibitions. Which would all be entirely doable, except once she arrives, Aurelia seems far more interested in spending quality time together than in letting Clara have some quiet to write.
- Clara and Fleet investigate a haunting.
- After an injury on a case, Fleet has to go for repairs.

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Dear Fandom Growth creator,

Hello and thank you for creating for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange. This letter contains the information from my sign-up and some short ramblings on the canons involved. I hope you'll find it helpful, but please don't feel bound to any of it! Mix-and-match, disregard, whatever helps. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with!

If you want to see what kind of things I write, find me 
on AO3 as Arazsya (make sure to log in as currently all my works are archive-locked).

Non-Exhaustive Selection of Likes:
 whump and hurt/comfort, angst, protectiveness, horror (gothic horror, folk horror, cozy horror, paranormal & supernatural horror, cosmic horror, found footage), urban fantasy, romance, pining, yearning, loyalty, trapping characters in a small space for them to not talk about their feelings in, trapping characters in a small space until they talk about their feelings, characters talking about their feelings while bleeding, fluff, werewolves, dogs! and also cats! especially remaining unhurt!, hostage situations, characters thinking they are too late, huddling for warmth, only one bed, fake dating, stargazing, found family, hurting one character physically to hurt another character emotionally, made-to-listen (like made-to-watch except more remote, like over the phone, through a door or in a recording, so there's absolutely nothing the character can do about it).

DNWs:
 first/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary), infantilisation, lactation, mpreg, non-canon major character death (of canon characters), omegaverse, onscreen animal cruelty, parental death detail, pregnancy, vore, watersports/scat

Midsomer Murders

Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter
John Barnaby/Sarah Barnaby/Jamie Winter
John Barnaby & Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter
Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter
Fleur Perkins & Jamie Winter
Paddy & Jamie Winter
John Barnaby & Charlie Nelson
Charlie Nelson & Kate Wilding
Sykes & None
Paddy & None

Ah, the murder capital of the UK! I've been really enjoying this show lately, as old-fashioned as it can be, with a particular fondness for the newer era. I love the relationship between John Barnaby and his sergeants, as well as between the wider Barnaby family and the sergeants - it all feels so genuinely warm and caring. I love that there are dogs, and such good dogs which are characters to the extent that they are. I love the friendship between Fleur and Winter, and the whole sibling-thing that Nelson and Kate have going on. Admittedly Winter and Nelson have not met in canon but I love the hypothetically possible relationship between them. Happy with case stuff or romantic stuff or platonic stuff - pretty much anything, have at it.

- A dog's perspective on an investigation, when circumstances contrive to the point that they have to go to work with Barnaby.
- S22 implies that Fleur is a bit of a hobby horror writer, and it's been previously established that Winter reads horror (or, Stephen King at least) - I'd love to see something of them interacting on this, like some kind of reading/writing club with just the two of them.
- Winter dogsits while the Barnabys are away.
- The Barnabys' efforts to seduce Winter into poly.
- Nelson returns to Midsomer with a whole heap of trauma he won't (or can't) talk about, and the Barnabys and/or Winter are there to help.
- Unnecessarily spooky case!
- A case goes badly wrong, leaving Barnaby stuck in the middle of nowhere with an injured sergeant.

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Down

Laura Mentorn/Marion Straker
Charlie Dresden & Sam Jansen
Sam Jansen & Marion Straker

A very well-made show and a quick listen, Down follows a crew of five into a newly-discovered Antarctic trench that's been dubbed "The Bottomless Pit", on a mission funded by a corporate entity that cares absolutely nothing for human life. Laura Mentorn is a glorious villain and I'd love to see some more of how she mops up after the disaster, as well as moments from Sam and Marion's recovery.

- advantage is making plans for a new mission into the pit, and Laura wants Marion involved.
- Sam and Marion attempt to go public with what happened on the sub.
- Snatched moments of caring back on the Virgil.
- advantage has a memorial for the lost crew members.

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NCIS: New Orleans

Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund
Quentin Carter & Tammy Gregorio & Hannah Khoury & Sebastian Lund
Sebastian Lund & Tammy Gregorio
Sebastian Lund & Loretta Wade

This show does so well at the found family elements - I didn't have any romantic ships for it at all until I was sitting there watching Sebastian complain at length to Loretta about newly-arrived Carter and his fancy suits that fit him perfectly, like he's just got his first queer crush and a) hasn't noticed b) has no idea how to deal with it. I love that ship a lot, but also remain very fond of the friendships between Sebastian & Gregorio and Sebastian & Loretta in particular, they're just so solid and genuine. In addition, I really liked the dynamics of the new field team in the later seasons, and wish we'd been able to spend more

- Carter and Sebastian end up fake dating in an undercover scenario.
- In the aftermath of traumatic canon events, Sebastian and Loretta are there for one another.
- The field team are captured by enemies of Pride's.

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Parkdale Haunt

Austin Bird/Owen Hopkinson
Judith Antoni & Claire Sterback
Judith Antoni & None

Judith Antoni & Owen Hopkinson
Judith Antoni & Owen Hopkinson & Claire Sterback
Owen Hopkinson & None

Parkdale Haunt is a fantastic show that makes excellent use of its format, deeply traumatises its lead characters, and contains some of my favourite platonic relationships in media. It's about haunted houses and cults and influencers and toronto real estate and fire and about surviving and becoming yourself and living under a countdown and also Austin Bird is there. What a dick.

- After the events of the show, an isolated and traumatised Owen finds comfort in all the wrong places (Austin Bird with an inconvenient and unsightly crush).
- Claire embraces her heritage and her family home and becomes a monster and a force to be reckoned with in her own right.
- As a part of tormenting Judith and Owen, Claire/Minnie traps them in a time loop.

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Pax Fortuna!

Selwyn Bloodstorm/Alfonso Boyo
Almira Q Appleby & Selwyn Bloodstorm & Alfonso Boyo

Selwyn Bloodstorm & Bluebell & Foxglove

It's terrible people simulator! Admittedly Selwyn, Almira and Alfonso are far from the worst that the series has to offer, but they still have their moments. I love Almira's inventions and Alfonso's absolutely horrifying job in contrast to his rather fussy nature, and Selwyn's everything but in particular his adoption of the two baby kobolds. Would love some shenanigans here.

- Selwyn, Alfonso and Almira attempt to get the kobolds accepted into one of Fortuna's schools.
- Almira finally manages to hit the mainstream with one of her inventions.
- Selwyn's parents come to visit.
- Alfonso's colleagues start to gossip about him and his orc friend.

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Shadows at the Door

Geoffrey Troughton & None

Poor Troughton. The supernatural really did just say fuck that guy in particular. I love seeing him go from the something-of-a-bastard sceptic role to the far less closed-off believer, and especially hearing all the trauma that he picks up along the way. His monologue about being queer yet without pride still leaves fault lines all through my heart. He suffers so nicely.

- A quiet moment on Irving's bench.
- A student puts him onto another allegedly haunted house.
- Troughton is adopted by an entirely un-supernatural stray cat.

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Victoriocity

Aurelia Bell/Clara Entwhistle
Clara Entwhistle & Archibald Fleet


Victoriocity is a joy to listen to, mystery stories full of humour and friendship and then very occasionally it drops just astronomical amounts of trauma on its characters. Clara and Fleet have this really lovely friendship and I hope they have many murder cases to come. Additionally, we've not had much of her, but I'm quite zoomy over Aurelia Bell's immediate interest in Clara (she wants to show her off!) and would love to see that go somewhere, especially if it means we get more Beth Eyre in the show.

- as director of The London Museum of Other Nations' Antiquities, Aurelia insists that Clara write an article covering one of the Museum's new exhibitions. Which would all be entirely doable, except once she arrives, Aurelia seems far more interested in spending quality time together than in letting Clara have some quiet to write.
- Clara and Fleet investigate a haunting.
- After an injury on a case, Fleet has to go for repairs.

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Wake of Corrosion

Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor

This show has been doing so well at putting its characters in the trauma microwave and refusing to let them out, and I've been especially into this ship after S3. They've both got this tendency to wander into dangerous situations for Knowledge (TM), and I feel like Ryan to some extent imprinted on the brothers and their story as a way to cope with not just the changed world but the loss of his family. Then Elliot saved his life chasing after one of the monsters that previously the only way to survive had been "run away from Immediately" and hit it with a stick for him. On Elliot's side of things, he'd heard the broadcast - Ryan representing hope and safety and a stable point in a world that had fallen down around him. Then, when they meet, Ryan is the one friendly face in the world, probably the first person who's not actively been a danger to Elliot, let alone kind to him, since he lost Roman. When Elliot fights back against the changed world for the first time, it's for Ryan. Ryan thinks the best of him when he's decided he's a monster. Nothing will convince me they weren't holding hands all through the sequence trapped in the dark room. Naturally, I think they should have angst and pining and every kind of wilderness sex from ill-advised to sex pollened to comforting.

- After or during the events of the S3 finale, a bit of comfort is probably in order.
- During their travels through the wilderness, they encounter some form of apocalypse sex pollen.
- Niyah tries to use Elliot to force Ryan to let her control the broadcast.

*

Dear Trauma Creator,

Hello and thank you for creating for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange. This letter contains the information from my sign-up (freeforms, trauma tags, etc) some short ramblings on the canons involved, and a handful of prompts for each. It's intended to help you out if you need, but please don't feel bound to any of it! Mix-and-match, disregard, whatever helps. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with!

If you want to see what kind of things I write, find me 
on AO3 as Arazsya (make sure to log in as currently all my works are archive-locked).

A Non-Exhaustive Selection of Likes: 
whump and hurt/comfort, protectiveness, yearning, loyalty, trapping characters in a small space for them to not talk about their feelings in, trapping characters in a small space until they talk about their feelings, characters talking about their feelings while bleeding, fluff, twisted fluff, werewolves, dogs! and also cats! especially remaining unhurt!, hostage situations, characters thinking they are too late, huddling for warmth, only one bed, fake dating, characters trying to choose between The Mission and their loved ones, characters having been very clearly and obviously hurt in prior scenes (bruises!), efforts to cover up clear and obvious hurt that don't quite work, werewolves, noncon and threats of it, found family, hurting one character physically to hurt another character emotionally, characters forced to listen to loved ones' abuse (especially if they can't do anything about it, eg. too far away or there's a door in the way or something) and trying to piece together what's happening from sound alone. 

DNWs: first/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary), infantilisation, lactation, mpreg, non-canon major character death (of canon characters), omegaverse, onscreen animal cruelty, parental death detail, pregnancy, vore, watersports/scat.

Fandom-specific DNW: abusive Barnabys/pathologists for Midsomer Murders.

Midsomer Murders

Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (both traumatized)
Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (Nelson traumatized) 
Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (Winter traumatized) 

Aftermath - aftermath of long-term captivity 
Aftermath - Character Thinks They're Too Broken to Love 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Dub/Noncon - Blackmailed/Coerced into sex by a bad guy and forced to hide it 
Dub/Noncon - Rapist taunts victim's loved one(s) afterwards 
Dynamic - Two People Share an Abuser 
Hurt/Comfort - Character isn't used to receiving gentleness 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Mental - Character Can't Remember Trauma But Has Nightmares About It 
Physical - Bruises 
Physical - Touch-starved 
Rape Recovery - Assailants rape A's love interest B to hurt A; recovery process of both 
Scenario - Character hears loved one's abuse over phone 
Scenario - Character Hunted with Dogs 
Scenario - Character sent recordings of loved one's abuse 
Scenario - Characters Who Can No Longer Stand Alone Hold Each Other Up 
Scenario - Current case/mission has parallels to a character's previous trauma 
Undercover - Character A blows cover to protect Character B 
Violence - Left for Dead
Werewolves - Turned into a Werewolf Against Your Will (by Loved One) 
 

Aftermath - Abuser branded A as their property; B accidentally sees the mark on A's skin 
Hurt/Comfort - Hair Petting to calm down traumatized character 
Physical - Wounds from barbed wire 
Werewolves - Hunted by Werewolf Hunters 

Midsomer canon doesn't really deal with the trauma that its resident detectives presumably have, with only a couple of scant nods, when Nelson blames himself for a death in his first case and Winter looking to Barnaby for reassurance the first time one of their murderers dies. Luckily, there's plenty of room for non-canon traumatic experiences. Plenty could have happened to Nelson in the years since he left Midsomer, there's a lot of space between cases where things might go wrong in Midsomer, and perhaps he and Winter might have had similar traumatic experiences in London prior to their posting to Midsomer. Maybe they meet for the first time in what'll turn out to be traumatic circumstances, maybe they have a traumatic past, maybe they have a very lovely history that's about to go sour. I ship them like anything and I'd like them to bleed about it.

- Winter and Nelson discover that, pre-Midsomer, they were both coerced into sex by the same abusive senior officer in London. 
- While working a case, Winter is caught up in some of the more violent pursuits of Midsomer's residents.

- Nelson returns to Midsomer after a long time away after a case goes bad, and Winter does his best to help.

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John Barnaby & Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders) (Winter traumatized) 
John Barnaby & Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders) (both traumatized) 
John Barnaby & Charlie Nelson (Midsomer Murders) (Nelson traumatized) 
John Barnaby & Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders) (Winter traumatized) 
Fleur Perkins & Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders) (Winter traumatized) 
Charlie Nelson & Kate Wilding (Midsomer Murders) (Nelson traumatized) 

Abuse - Gaslighting 
Abuse - Realizing someone you care about is in an abusive relationship 
Aftermath - Aftermath & Comfort For Canon Hurt 
Aftermath - Character found long after having been presumed dead 
Aftermath - Witness Traumatized 
Death/Grief - Character's loved one presumed dead 
Denial - Downplaying Trauma 
Hurt/Comfort - 'I just need to sit/lie down for a minute' says character about to pass out 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Hurt/Comfort - Victim is Gently Taken Care of by Loved Ones After the Traumatizing Event 
Scenario - Character A abandons plans in order to rescue Character B 
Scenario - Character hears loved one's abuse over phone 
Scenario - Hostage situation 
Scenario - Showing up ill/injured on someone's doorstep saying "I didn't know where else to go" 
Werewolves - Kept in cage 
Scenario - Character's Past Comes Back to Haunt Them (in a really bad way) 
Scenario - “Who did this to you?” 
Scenario - Character sent recordings of loved one's abuse 
Aftermath - Codependent characters separated 
Werewolves - Turned Into a Werewolf Against Your Will (by Enemy)

Aftermath - aftermath of long-term captivity 
Aftermath - Character discovers loved one's trauma is much worse than they had been led to believe 
Aftermath - Kidnapping 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Death/Grief - Survivor's guilt 
Dynamic - A wasn't present during B's trauma but is protective of traumatized B 
Emotional - A crying in B's arms 
Hurt/Comfort - A gives sick/hurt B not only comfort but also protection/sanctuary from danger 
Scenario - A tries to gently touch B; B flinches like they're about to be hit 
Scenario - Character Hunted with Dogs 
Scenario - Character thought dead is found enslaved/in captivity 
Scenario - Current case/mission has parallels to a character's previous trauma 
Scenario - Traumatic Experience Can't Be Disclosed For Reasons 
Stigma - Survivor Of Traumatic Event 
Violence - Left for Dead 

The platonic side of things in Midsomer, where I have a lot of found family feelings. I love the Barnaby extended family, and the relationships between Fleur & Winter and Kate & Nelson. Mostly looking for whump and hurt/comfort - I would like to know how bad things need to get before John Barnaby will hug his sergeant, I like hurt sergeants automatically living with the Barnabys for a bit, and I'd love their respective pathologists looking out for them.  

- On a case with Winter, Barnaby receives bad news - Nelson is missing, presumed dead. A while later, he's found again, alive but deeply traumatised.  
- A case brings up bad memories for Winter of previous abuse.
- Urban fantasy AU
 again where Nelson's leaving Midsomer is as a result not of an undercover course, but an attack that results in his developing lycanthropy.  

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Mission: Impossible

Benji Dunn/Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) (Benji traumatized) 
Benji Dunn/Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) (both traumatized) 

Abuse - Character A is traumatized by finding Character B brainwashed and turned into their enemy 
Aftermath - Character A raped by impostor of Character B. Character B finds out 
Aftermath - Exploring the Aftermath of a Canon Traumatic Event 
Aftermath - Post Fuck-or-Die 
Captivity - Char being rescued can’t quite believe rescuer is real and not a fakeout/hallucination 
Captivity - Imprisoned & Nonconned By An Old Enemy You Hoped To Never See Again 
Death/Grief - Character's loved one presumed dead 
Dub/Noncon - Nonconner reveals noncon details to victim's loved ones in order to taunt them 
Hurt/Comfort - A cleans/washes B after assault 
Mental - Brainwashing/Conditioning 
Rape Recovery - Assailants rape A's love interest B to hurt A; recovery process of both 
Scenario - "I Know You're Still In There Somewhere" Mind Control Fight 
Scenario - “Who did this to you?” 
Scenario - A tries to gently touch B; B flinches like they're about to be hit 
Scenario - Being hurt by someone wearing the face of a loved one 
Scenario - Char trying to keep it together while dealing with an enemy obsessed with them 
Scenario - Character A abandons plans in order to rescue Character B 
Scenario - Character A is given photos & details about Character B's torture 
Scenario - Character hears loved one's abuse over phone 
Scenario - Character thought dead is found enslaved/in captivity 

Aftermath - A finding out their loved one wouldn't sacrifice them for the greater good 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Mental - Character A brainwashed into attacking B 
Physical - Bruises 
Scenario - Character sent recordings of loved one's abuse 

At this point I think Benji is at least 90% comprised of trauma, and Ethan of scar tissue where trauma used to be. Would be happy with something dealing with events that have already happened, or something adding new trauma. There's plenty of potential in in-universe concepts like the masks and the syndicate that could be used to more personal effect, and it'd be lovely to have something that forces acknowledgement of the trauma that felt like it was missing a little from the end of Fallout.

- After Fallout, Benji does his best to avoid Ethan, to try to stop him seeing the bruises from Solomon Lane's noose before they heal. 

- Benji is taken, and when Ethan finds him he's been brainwashed into becoming an enemy. 
- Benji is attacked to hurt Ethan, and there's an impact on them both.

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Grace/Paris (Mission Impossible) (both traumatized) 
Grace/Paris (Mission Impossible) (Grace traumatized) 
Grace/Paris (Mission Impossible) (Paris traumatized)
 

Aftermath - A cleaning B's wounds after B has been tortured 
Aftermath - A has to cope with the aftermath of a long period of isolation 
Aftermath - aftermath of long-term captivity 
Aftermath - Character A tries to provide medical care to Character B following trauma 
Aftermath - Character is hypervigilant due to trauma 
Aftermath - Long Recovery 
Aftermath - Near Death Experience 
Aftermath - Survivors of trauma fall into codependency 
Blackmail/Coercion - Character refuses to cooperate 
Captivity - Doesn't know they're a prisoner 
Death/Grief - Survivor's guilt 
Hurt/Comfort - Character isn't used to receiving gentleness 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Mental - Codependency 
Mental - Self Blame 
Physical - Character pushes themself too hard before they're fully recovered and relapse 
Physical - Scars 
Physical - Touch-starved 
Scenario - Characters Who Can No Longer Stand Alone Hold Each Other Up 
Scenario - relationship gets stronger/deeper after trauma 

Until such a time as Dead Reckoning Part 2 comes out and disabuses me of the notion, I am choosing to believe that these two are off to the same place at the end of Part 1, both having neatly speedrun some trauma assault courses. Grace dealing with how suddenly the world seemed to turn on her and how her life will never be the same, and that the only reason she has a life is because Ilsa lost hers. Paris forced into a situation not even because of anything she did, just because some stupid damn AI decided it was probably she'd betray it and betrayed her first. I think they should Bond.

- Paris' recovery from her stab wound is slow and not aided by the interrogations of too many agents that she doesn't know, and she decides she'll only talk to Grace. 
- Grace finds the IMF less trustworthy than she'd anticipated, and decides to break Paris out so they can find their own way together.
- Grace and Paris end up making the choice to join the IMF
 together, and train together while still dealing with the emotional fallout of DR1, as Grace struggles with Ilsa's death and Paris with Gabriel's betrayal.

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NCIS: New Orleans


Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund (both traumatized)

Aftermath - A cleaning B's wounds after B has been tortured 
Aftermath - Character discovers video of their rape on the internet 
Aftermath - Forced Sex Leads to Feelings 
Aftermath - Highly competent traumatized character loses ability to function after additional trauma 
Aftermath - Kidnapping 
Aftermath - Witness Traumatized 
Captivity - Caged 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Captivity - Noncon touching and threat of rape
Denial - Downplaying Trauma 
Dub/Noncon - Roofies 
Dynamic - A wasn't present during B's trauma but is protective of traumatized B 
Dynamic - Characters Can't Look at Each Other After Fuck or Die 
Hurt/Comfort - Attempts at caretaking while characters are undercover 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Mental - Character Can't Remember Trauma But Has Nightmares About It 
Physical - Bruises 
Rape Recovery - Assailants rape A's love interest B to hurt A; recovery process of both 
Scenario - Hiding/downplaying trauma responses because they don't want others to worry about them 
Violence - Left for Dead 


Perhaps the least canonically traumatised people in this sign-up (the crimes in Midsomer are just Worse). Sebastian's had his moments, but the show did only have a season and a half to traumatise Carter. Maybe he's had some trauma prior to New Orleans that might raise its ugly head? He does also seem fairly talented at making new enemies, and he can always borrow some of Pride's if he needs to. Sebastian even has a handful of enemies of his own, my favourite probably being the ones who kidnap him in S3 and start him down the path to becoming an agent.

- An old enemy of Carter's from a previous posting hunts him down in New Orleans and attempts to take revenge via Sebastian (whose crush is obvious to everyone but him).
- Carter and Sebastian are captured together and tortured for information regarding their most recent case. 
- An undercover Carter blows his cover identity to protect Sebastian, only to end up trapped alone with him in the middle of nowhere.

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Parkdale Haunt

Judith Antoni & Owen Hopkinson (Parkdale Haunt) (both traumatized)

Abuse - Stalking 
Aftermath - Aftermath of Torture 
Aftermath - Char rescued from being trapped in a dream/nightmare has a hard time telling what's real 
Aftermath - Character discovers loved one's trauma is much worse than they had been led to believe 
Aftermath - Character is hypervigilant due to trauma 
Aftermath - Codependent characters separated 
Aftermath - Near Death Experience 
Aftermath - Nightmares of Past Trauma 
Aftermath - Survivors of trauma fall into codependency 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Captivity - Noncon touching and threat of rape 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Mental - Codependency 
Physical - Bleeding Out 
Physical - Broken Bones 
Physical - Bruises 
Scenario - Character hears loved one's abuse over phone 
Scenario - Character sent recordings of loved one's abuse 
Scenario - Victim is Assaulted While Friends/Family/Guards Struggle to Get to Them 
Time Loop - The part where the looper breaks and stops giving any fucks

Ahhh Judith and Owen, speedrunning to trauma rock bottom in three seasons. Between bleeding out, possession and hallucinations of murderous loved ones, the show takes every available opportunity to make things worse for them and I admire that in a canon.  I'm also very fond of their friendship, so would be into something that emphasises that element while also being traumatising.


- After Claire's death, Judith and Owen struggle with being apart in the aftermath of their shared trauma, though each remains unwilling to approach the other.

- The cult likes to mess with them, and lets them hear recordings/live calls of the other being attacked, which they have no way of knowing if are real or not until they can go round there.
- Again in the post-Claire isolation period, Owen looks for comfort in all the wrong places (Bird! perhaps having developed an unsightly and unhealthy crush!) and Judith mourns not just Claire but her friendship with him.
 

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Wake of Corrosion

Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor (Wake of Corrosion) (both traumatized)

Abuse - Character A enduring abuse to spare character B 
Abuse - Character Thinks They Deserve The Bad Treatment 
Aftermath - Char refuses to fall apart after trauma because they have too much to do 
Aftermath - Character A tries to provide medical care to Character B following trauma 
Aftermath - Character discovers loved one's trauma is much worse than they had been led to believe 
Aftermath - Characters engage in comfort sex following trauma 
Aftermath - Forced Sex Leads to Feelings 
Aftermath - Survivors of trauma fall into codependency 
Aftermath - Witness Traumatized 
Blackmail/Coercion - Character refuses to cooperate 
Captivity - Collared 
Hurt/Comfort - Character cradling traumatized character's head in their lap 
Hurt/Comfort - Character isn't used to receiving gentleness 
Hurt/Comfort - Hair Petting to calm down traumatized character 
Hurt/Comfort - 'I just need to sit/lie down for a minute' says character about to pass out 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Physical - Touch-starved 
Scenario - A tries to gently touch B; B flinches like they're about to be hit 
Scenario - Characters Who Can No Longer Stand Alone Hold Each Other Up 
Scenario - Hostage situation 

What with the world ending, wasn't sure how these two could sleep even prior to S3, and now Elliot's brother is a rift and he's been tortured in captivity for months on end, Ryan's safe place was torn apart at the seams the second he left it and he got mind controlled. But they also seem to find in each other something of an ability to cope, whether that's Ryan seeming to fixate on the brothers (and Elliot in particular) to maybe hide from the loss of his family, or Elliot finding the courage to fight back against the world again only once a monster tries to take Ryan (probably the only person who's not been an active danger to him that he's met since he lost Roman). They should maybe hug.

- Another group of survivors tries to obtain control of Ryan's broadcast by using Elliot to make him do what they want.
- One of the monsters that they encounter on their journey does sex pollen!
 
- After meeting up with Ryan, Elliot finds it a difficult adjustment peroid actually being with someone again, after All the Trauma - Ryan picks up on it and does his best to comfort him. 

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Whitechapel

Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent (Whitechapel) (both traumatized) 
Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent (Whitechapel) (Kent traumatized)

Abuse - Realizing someone you care about is in an abusive relationship 
Aftermath - Character discovers loved one's trauma is much worse than they had been led to believe 
Aftermath - Character doesn't tell anyone they were tortured/raped; is found out anyway 
Aftermath - Kidnapping 
Captivity - Caged 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Captivity - Collared 
Captivity - Noncon touching and threat of rape 
Dub/Noncon - Roofies 
Dub/Noncon - Victim Raped and Beaten to Ruin Their Reputation 
Dub/Noncon - Victim unable to conceal evidence of rape from others 
Emotional - A crying in B's arms 
Emotional - Constantly on the verge of tears 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Physical - Broken Bones 
Rape Recovery - Legal Proceedings After Sexual Assault 
Scenario - “Who did this to you?” 
Scenario - Character hears loved one's abuse over phone 
Scenario - Character sent recordings of loved one's abuse 
Scenario - Hostage situation 

Poor Kent and poor Chandler. Four seasons of baggage between them and still trying to tend that fragile little relationship they have like the first snowdrop in January, except their spring and summer never seem to come. Please make it worse. :D
 

- Post-S4, Kent and
 Chandler are abducted together, perhaps by someone with a grudge, perhaps by some very out-of-their-depth criminals who haven't quite decided whether they want to escalate things to killing police officers.  
- Kent is assaulted by someone attempting to hurt Chandler - perhaps continued fallout from S2 and the attempts to catch corrupt officers that didn't quite manage to prove a case against them all, or someone who cared for one of Chandler's dead murderers.
- Kent and Chandler do eventually manage to go for that drink after all, only for things to go drastically wrong at the venue.

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Buchan & Chandler & Kent & Mansell & Miles & Riley (Whitechapel) (all traumatized)

Abuse - Stalking 
Abuse - Gaslighting 
Aftermath - Char refuses to fall apart after trauma because they have too much to do 
Aftermath - Character falls physically ill in aftermath of traumatic event 
Aftermath - Character is hypervigilant due to trauma 
Aftermath - Codependent characters separated 
Aftermath - Exploring the Aftermath of a Canon Traumatic Event 
Aftermath - Forced to Go to Therapy 
Aftermath - Kidnapping
Aftermath - Near Death Experience 
Aftermath - Nightmares of Past Trauma 
Aftermath - Physical Manifestations of Metaphorical Personal Monsters 
Aftermath - Survivors of trauma fall into codependency 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Denial - Downplaying Trauma 
Scenario - Hiding/downplaying trauma responses because they don't want others to worry about them 
Mental - Character Blocked Out Traumatic Event 
Mental - Character Can't Remember Trauma But Has Nightmares About It 
Scenario - Forced To Relive Trauma for Mission Report/Debrief 
Scenario - Character traumatized by seeing other character's pain/suffering

The later seasons did such a good job of showcasing the various traumas of this little team/family, showing them together in all manner of social scenarios even as they started to fracture and fall apart, and I'd love them to take some time to just try and tape themselves back together, even if it's a doomed effort. Or, perhaps, there's some kind of massive traumatic event that involves all of them, and they struggle to deal with it while also needing each other. I'm very into found family and shared trauma for this one.

- Compulsory team-building trips gone wrong! 
- A case is deeply personal from the start when one of the team is injured.
- The team, still haunted by the outcome of S4, attempts to work a case that appears genuinely supernatural.

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The Witcher

Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer of Vengerberg (Witcher TV) (Jaskier traumatized) 
Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion (Witcher TV) (both traumatized) 
Ciri & Geralt & Jaskier & Yennefer (Witcher TV) (all traumatized)

 
Abuse - Character A enduring abuse to spare character B 
Aftermath - Character A tries to provide medical care to Character B following trauma 
Aftermath - Past Rapist/Abuser Returns and Rapes/Abuses Victim Again 
Aftermath - Physical Manifestations of Metaphorical Personal Monsters 
Aftermath - Victim is Covered in Blood and Bruises 
Aftermath - Witness Traumatized 
Altered States - Nonconsensual Drugging 
Blackmail/Coercion - Character refuses to cooperate 
Captivity 
Captivity - Caged 
Captivity - captured together & doing their best to help each other through it 
Captivity - Collared 
Captivity - Noncon touching and threat of rape 
Hurt/Comfort - Trapped together while one is injured 
Hurt/Comfort - Victim is Gently Taken Care of by Loved Ones After the Traumatizing Event 
Magic - Character(s) with strong powers being used as literal/metaphorical weapons 
Physical - Powers Bound and Unusable 
Scenario - “Who did this to you?” 
Scenario - Character is Rescued by Loved Ones 
Scenario - Hostage situation

Mostly interested in found family and OT3 stuff for this, with a side of Jaskier suffering and possibly everyone else also suffering, especially as a result of Jaskier suffering. Awful times to be had by all! The new season (or at least the first bit, I'm not caught up) was great for the found family aspect, and I especially enjoyed the scenes with Jaskier and Ciri, such as him singing her to sleep, as well as the larger family aspects, and then my OT3 feelings left over from
 S2 especially, with the way that Yennefer and Jaskier's relationship developed. 

- Jaskier and Ciri are taken and he is used to force her into using her abilities/otherwise doing the will of their captors (in case of it being one of the many and varied people who seems to want to marry her, I'd prefer if they could both be rescued before ceremonies/consumations). 
- Jaskier is taken to force Geralt and/or Yennefer to do the will of his captor, whether that's a monster that they didn't want to slay, assassination, fighting, etc.
- A vindictive enemy doesn't actually want anything from them except for them to hurt.

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Dear Pine4Pine writer,

Hello and thank you for writing for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange. This letter contains the information from my sign-up (freeforms, requitedness tags, etc) some short ramblings on the ships involved, and a handful of prompts for each. It's intended to help you out if you need, but please don't feel bound to any of it! Mix-and-match, disregard, whatever helps. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with!

If you want to see what kind of things I write, find me on AO3 as Arazsya (make sure to log in as currently all my works are archive-locked).

A Non-Exhaustive Selection of Likes: whump and hurt/comfort, protectiveness, yearning, loyalty, trapping characters in a small space for them to not talk about their feelings in, trapping characters in a small space until they talk about their feelings, characters talking about their feelings while bleeding, fluff, twisted fluff, werewolves, dogs! and also cats! especially remaining unhurt!, hostage situations, characters thinking they are too late, huddling for warmth, only one bed, fake dating. 

DNWs:
first/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary), infantilisation, lactation, mpreg, non-canon major character death (of canon characters), omegaverse, onscreen animal cruelty, parental death detail, pregnancy, vore, watersports/scat.

Midsomer Murders

Feelings Eventually Requited

Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (both pining) 
Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (Nelson pining) 
Charlie Nelson/Jamie Winter (Winter pining) 

Caretaking And Kind Gestures For Pining Character Who Isn't Used To Them 
Character A pines for Character B while borrowing/wearing B's clothes 
Character A pines while pressed up against B while hiding/in small space together 
Character B's flirting is too subtle and Character A pines instead of picking up on it 
Character is just out of a traumatic situation and the other doesn't want to take advantage 
Crush Developing While Being Captured Together 
epistolary pining 
Life Threatening Situation Prompts Confession of Feelings 
Mutual Pining - One pines respectfully from afar while the Other is desperate to be ravished 
Mutual pining in fake relationship 
Pining Char Finds Countless Excuses to Need to Interact With B 
Pining Character Suffers from Touch Aversion 
Pining Character Suffers from Touch Starvation 
pining for someone to come home to 
Pining for someone who has zero self-preservation and constantly risks their life 
pining for someone who will come home to them 
Pining while huddled together for warmth 
Pining while stranded in the wilderness 
Pining while trapped together 
They Both Think It's Unrequited 


Little pool noodle ship of my heart. I was watching Winter episodes and Nelson episodes out of order and noticed that they seem to have some interests in common, like the outdoors and pub quizzes, and then I thought they should kiss about it. Plenty of potential for pining too, with Nelson apparently having left Midsomer for undercover work, long distance relationships in general, and the fact that they've both canonically had issues with telling love interests their feelings. Together, they could be a yearning train wreck.

- Working together! Maybe a case brings Nelson back to Midsomer in a non-undercover capacity, and he and Winter are both working on it, trying not to exchange longing glances over whatever excitingly-created-corpse Midsomer has generated. Getting trapped in small spaces together, having to make out to pretend they're not searching for clues without a warrant, being kidnapped by murderers together or at each other, that kind of thing.  
- Undercover!Nelson! Back in Midsomer and flirting with Winter to distract him from Nelson's fabricated identity and backstory, with inevitable fallout to their relationship including assumptions that none of it was real anyway. Alternatively, Winter being drafted in to one of Nelson's undercover operations, possibly as a fake romantic partner!
- With somewhat lower stakes, Winter and Nelson simply running into each other when Nelson's visiting - maybe it's their first meeting, or they could have met at the Barnabys' before or even known one another in London - and falling for one another. Possibly Nelson's back in the aftermath of a case gone bad, and needs recovery time. Maybe he's back to help Barnaby at work after a case goes bad for Winter. 

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Feelings Eventually Requited

John Barnaby/Sarah Barnaby/Jamie Winter
John Barnaby & Sarah Barnaby & Jamie Winter

A and B are together but pine for C to join them 
A does not realize that they are in love with B 
Caretaking And Kind Gestures For Pining Character Who Isn't Used To Them 
Character A doesn't realise they're pining 
Character will follow the object of their pining into danger or towards certain death 
Competing with another person to perform romantic gestures for object of pining 
Hurt pined-for character turns up on pining character's doorstep (didn't know where else to go) 
Hurt pining character turns up on pined-for character's doorstep (didn't know where else to go) 
In denial about their attraction to the character they are pining for 
Mutual Pining Is Resolved Only After One Party Gets (Accidentally/Purposefully) Grievously Injured 
Pining after being kissed under the mistletoe 
Pining because a relationship would be socially unacceptable 
Pining Character A worries about taking advantage of Character B 
Pining Character Awkwardly Trying To Show Affection Through Small Gestures 
Pining Character found out due to Extreme Protectiveness 
pining for a place to call home 
Pining for found family 
Pining for someone who has zero self-preservation and constantly risks their life 
Pining silently due to worry it will ruin working relationship
Power differential makes A worry that B will never be able to freely reject them 


It doesn't particularly matter to me whether this is platonic or romantic. I'm very attached to the concept of these three finding home in each other. Barnaby and Sarah being very well established already, but seeming to fit Winter in very easily. I love the way that Barnaby makes sure to introduce first Nelson and then Winter to Sarah early on in their working relationship, as if to get her okay once he's decided he likes them, and how Winter just seems to fit happily into their family life without question. He doesn't seem lonely with them. Romantically, Barnaby might need a bit of a push/a few glasses of wine, but Sarah could certainly manage that, and then they'd find a way. 

- A case goes bad and Winter is hurt trying to protect Barnaby (or vice versa) - if Winter's hurt he ends up staying with the Barnabys while he recovers, and if Barnaby is he's around to help out enough that it's just easier if he stays in.
- Sarah and Barnaby find themselves engaging in some friendly competition regarding the seduction of Winter, each trying to out-do the other's romantic gestures, until such a time as Winter, largely unnoticing, is seduced, whereupon one of them will have won.   
- Winter goes away temporarily, maybe for a course or to assist at another station with a Midsomer-connected crime, and Sarah and Barnaby are surprised by how much they miss him.

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Feelings Never Requited

Charlie Nelson/Dan Scott

A being taken care of during illness/injury by B whom they're pining for 
A doesn't think they deserve B's love because they betrayed them in the past 
A isn't used to not getting things they want 
Character A pines for their former lover 
Character A thinks Character B would be better off without them 
Drunken Confession of Feelings 
Heartbreaking Soulcrushing Rejection from Object of Pining 
hiding pining by antagonistic behavior 
Hurt pining character turns up on pined-for character's doorstep (didn't know where else to go) 
Missed Opportunities 
Pining after breaking up 
Pining Character Doesn't Believe They Deserve to be with LI 
Pining Character Treats Crush Cruelly 
Pining Characters Resist Relationship They Know Would Go Badly 
pining characters worries about hurting the character they love if they got together 
Pining for the Character They Hurt the Most 
Pining for your partner who is falling out of love with you 
Sex While Pining - Something Made Them Do It 
The Most Ardent Pining Self-Hating Unrequited Love Imaginable 
Trying (and failing) to fall out of love with someone who doesn't love you back


I just want to see these two would be absolutely awful for each other. The kind of relationship that has a blast radius. Initial spark of attraction and understanding, then they bring out the worst in one another, it all goes belly up, their friends start fleeing the country to avoid the fallout etc. Scott seems to have a talent for self-sabotage and a tendency to move on quickly - I'm interested to see him do the former and then discover that the latter is not coming so easily as it usually does.

- After a case goes wrong, Scott turns up on his ex's doorstep, because he knows that Nelson will let him in despite everything.
- Scott decides to end his relationship with Nelson before anyone else can, and finds himself with regrets.
- A few years after they'd been together, Scott ends up working with Nelson on a case and realises he'd never really got over him.

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Mission: Impossible

Feelings Eventually Requited

Grace/Paris (both pining) 
Grace/Paris (Grace pining) 
Grace/Paris (Paris pining)


A can't confess because they think they're not good enough for B 
Alliance Between Piner and Pinee is or might be temporary 
Caretaking And Kind Gestures For Pining Character Who Isn't Used To Them 
Character runs into someone who reveals past traumatic/shameful event to the one they're pining for 
Codependency - Exacerbated by Pining 
Crush Developing While Being Captured Together 
Enforced Proximity Between Pining Characters 
Mutual pining between characters with different kinds of unfathomable trauma 
Physical Intimacy While Pining 
Piner Betrayed Pined After Character And Thinks That They Deserve to Be Punished For It 
Pining A & B Share A Similar Trauma and Find Comfort In Each Other 
Pining character gets hurt protecting the one they're pining for 
Pining Characters Being Willing To Do Anything For Each Other 
Pining for a dangerous person who will get you in trouble or danger 
pining for someone they (correctly or not) think they'll never see again 
Pining while having wounds tended 
Pining while imprisoned 
Pining while sparring 
Pining while tending someone's wounds 
Trying to Ignore Feelings While Forced to Work in Close Quarters With Person of Their Affection 


Left Dead Reckoning Part 1 with a lot of thoughts about these two, and especially the position that we left them in. They've both been through so much and have a lot of potential. Betrayal clearly comes easily to Grace, has to as a matter of her survival, and she's very good at it and getting away unscathed, whereas even just a prediction of Paris betraying someone left her stabbed and captured by the enemy. Both of them finding themselves more or less on the same side - for now - having been thoroughly fucked over by the people who hired them. And I wonder what they see in each other, Grace who goes around people and Paris who goes through them, and what use they might have for each other's skills and how they could very quickly become each other's only known, only safe quantity in the midst of the IMF system. 

- When Kittridge and the IMF turn out to be unworthy of trust, Grace finds herself drawn to Paris, a prisoner recovering from her injuries.
- Grace and Paris both choose to join the IMF together, and train together.
- Fleeing the IMF, Grace and Paris try to survive when all they have in the world is each other.

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NCIS: New Orleans

Feelings Eventually Requited

Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund (both pining)
Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund (Carter pining)
Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund (Sebastian pining)

A hates that they can't stop thinking about B 
A talks to friend(s) about object of pining B so much that friend(s) intercede to get them together 
Both mistakenly thinks the other hates them 
Character A doesn't realise they're pining 
Character A pines while pressed up against B while hiding/in small space together 
Character B's flirting is too subtle and Character A pines instead of picking up on it 
Character sublimates pining by adopting a kitten 
Enforced Intimacy Between Pining Characters 
Enforced Proximity Between Pining Characters 
Not so secret crush 
Pining character gets hurt protecting the one they're pining for 
Pining character reveals their feelings while not quite lucid (hurt/drunk/etc.) 
Pining for someone while living together or forced to closely cohabitate 
Pining for someone you believe to be “out of your league” 
Pining while imprisoned 
Pining while sharing a bed 
Pining While Trapped in an Elevator 
Sex While Pining - Something Made Them Do It 
Undercover as a Couple While Pining 
Unexpectedly being kissed by the person you're pining for 


I didn't have a romantic ship for this show for years and then they had Sebastian complain at length to Loretta about Carter and his fancy suits that fit him perfectly. It reminded me of that tumblr post about not knowing how to deal with a crush ("so I wrote them a note that said "get out of my school"). And then Carter called him "kitten" one time for no apparent reason. And at one point I'm pretty sure they fed each other dubious takeout. They should kiss about it and have sex they both say is a bad idea and yet seems to happen anyway.

- Undercover! as! a! couple! and realising that they fit into that relationship a little too well.
- Sebastian's crush is extremely obvious to everyone but him, and especially to Loretta and Gregorio, who he complains to a lot about Carter and how handsome and charming he is and how dare he. They decide some matchmaking is in order.
- They're captured and imprisoned together as cellmates.

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Parkdale Haunt

Feelings Eventually Requited
Feelings Never Requited

Austin Bird/Owen Hopkinson (Bird pining)

"Casual" Sex Ends up Being Much More Intense and Full of Pining than Expected 
A hates that they can't stop thinking about B 
A isn't used to not getting things they want 
A pines for B who very obviously hates/dislikes/barely tolerates them 
Character A Prefers Pining To Admitting Feelings For Character B 
Character hides pining behind sarcasm/bratty behaviour 
Character sublimates pining by adopting a kitten 
Dub/noncon - dub or nonconning the object of their pining 
hiding pining by antagonistic behavior 
In denial about their attraction to the character they are pining for 
Non-con Somnophilia to Finally Have the Person You've Been Pining After 
Not so secret crush 
Pining Char Finds Countless Excuses to Need to Interact With B 
Pining Character Comforts Object of Pining with Sex 
Pining character is monster/villain on a leash for object of affection 
Pining Character Treats Crush Cruelly 
Pining to Stalking to Kidnapping + Noncon 
Stalker With a Crush 
Trapped in Fake Perfect World that includes relationship with object of pining 
Trying (and failing) to fall out of love with someone who doesn't love you back

Bird is just so mean about Owen in these tiny petty ways, and yet seems kind of fond of him in his own weird petty hateful rich person way. They had that whole makeover Bird-dresses-Owen-up thing that I lament being offscreen. I would like that onscreen please. Bird would be so disgusted and annoyed with himself for developing a crush on Owen of all people, Owen would not be down without undergoing a lot of trauma but he canonically does that anyway, and especially when he and Judith aren't associating I can see him just not being up to resisting anymore, and maybe even beginning to appreciate all the fancy stuff that Bird surrounds himself with. 

- Bird takes advantage of Owen staying over when he has nowhere else to go.
- Bird unsuccessfully tries to get over his feelings for Owen, including adopting pets and attempting to start relationships with other Owen-like people who simply don't cut it.
- Bird contrives to coincidentally be in the same place as Owen a lot, and passive-aggressively buys things at him (not for him, so much as making sure Owen knows that he COULD).

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The Magnus Archives

Feelings Eventually Requited

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (both pining) 
Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (Martin pining) 
Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (Tim pining)


"Casual" Sex Ends up Being Much More Intense and Full of Pining than Expected 
A and B Have Hurt Each Other and Both Believe Other Will Never Forgive Them but Pine for Each Other 
A pines for B while feeling responsible for B's death 
A pining for B while having sex with B 
Accidental soulbond while pining 
Bad Guys Force Intimacy Between Pining Character and Crush 
Bad Guys Force Pining Character to Noncon Their Crush
Character A pining while Character B is hurt 
Character refuses to confess unrequited feelings 
Codependency - Exacerbated by Pining 
Crush Developing While Being Captured Together 
Excessive Pining Resurrects Dead Lover 
Physical Intimacy While Pining 
Pining A & B Share A Similar Trauma and Find Comfort In Each Other 
Pining A using mindwipe to make B believe they're in a relationship 
Pining During the Apocalypse 
Pining While Sleeping on Love Interest's Bed 
Pining while trapped together 
Trapped in Fake Perfect World that includes relationship with object of pining 
Truth spell leads to reveal of mutually requited feelings 


I've been pretty far gone on these two since the finale of S2 aired. Tim willing to walk into the tunnels so Martin wouldn't be there alone, Martin breaking and opening up to Tim. Then being stuck together in the corridors for broken amounts of time, I reckon holding hands, the sheer potential for trauma bonding. I love them a lot. Happy with pre-S3-finale stuff, AU stuff, post-S3 finale stuff with monster!Tim or came-back-wrong!Tim or came-back-right-but-it-can't-fix-anything!Tim, Tim turning up in the apocalypse world of S5.

- Post-corridors, Martin and Tim find it extremely difficult to be separated.
- Tim encounters a Leitner or an artefact that manifests his pining for Martin into a soulbond/mindwipe/sex pollen/creates false dreamworld where they're together.
- S5!Martin, feeling alone as Jon retreats into his tapes and his trauma, finds himself opening the cabin door to a familiar face.

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Wake of Corrosion

Feelings Eventually Requited

Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor (both pining)
Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor (Elliot pining)
Professor Ryan/Elliot Taylor (Ryan pining)

Caretaking And Kind Gestures For Pining Character Who Isn't Used To Them
Character A is unsure if they really want Character B or are just lonely
Character A pines while pressed up against B while hiding/in small space together 
Character being pined for gets hurt protecting the pining character 
Character is just out of a traumatic situation and the other doesn't want to take advantage 
Crush Developing While Being Captured Together 
Dub/Noncon - Character A allows C to do whatever they want to them because A is pining for B 
Mutual pining between characters with different kinds of unfathomable trauma 
Physical Intimacy While Pining 
Pining A & B Share A Similar Trauma and Find Comfort In Each Other 
Pining Character A has paid attention and knows B incredibly well 
Pining Character Attempts to be Dignified and Respectful While a Mess Inside 
Pining Character Doesn't Believe They Deserve to be with LI 
Pining character gets hurt protecting the one they're pining for 
Pining Character Suffers from Touch Starvation 
Pining while huddled together for warmth 
Pining while stranded in the wilderness 
Pining while trapped together 
Sex While Pining - Something Made Them Do It 
Tiny Acts of Affection that Doom Pining Character to Ardent Love

Elliot and Ryan! I've been shipping these two since before they met in canon due to an apparent shared tendency to wander into dangerous situations for Knowledge(TM), and them meeting has not changed my mind. I feel like Ryan to some extent imprinted on the brothers and their story as a way to cope with not just the changed world but the loss of his family, and if he hadn't fallen for Elliot already, Elliot saving his life cemented it. On Elliot's side of things, he'd heard the broadcast - Ryan representing hope and safety and a stable point in a world that had fallen down around him. Then, when they meet, Ryan is the one friendly face in the world, probably the first person who's not actively been a danger to Elliot, let alone kind to him, since he lost Roman. Ryan thinks the best of him when he's decided he's a monster. Nothing will convince me they weren't holding hands all through the sequence trapped in the dark room. Naturally, I think they should have angst, pining, and ill-advised wilderness sex.

- Just a night on their way to Niyah and the bunker when the sky is particularly beautiful and it becomes particularly difficult for them to swallow their feelings for their travelling companion.
- The new world is full of strange and terrible things, and they encounter something which causes their feelings to bubble over into actions.
- They're captured by other survivors, and are surprised by their protective instincts towards one another.

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Whitechapel


Feelings Eventually Requited

Emerson Kent & Finley Mansell (Mansell pining)

A and B Have Hurt Each Other and Both Believe Other Will Never Forgive Them but Pine for Each Other
A being taken care of during illness/injury by B who is pining for A
A can't confess feelings because they think B hates them
Character A knows Character B was hurt in the past
Character sublimates pining by adopting a kitten
Character will follow the object of their pining into danger or towards certain death
Hurt pined-for character turns up on pining character's doorstep (didn't know where else to go)
Hurt pining character turns up on pined-for character's doorstep (didn't know where else to go)
Life Threatening Situation Prompts Confession of Feelings
Missing the sibling of their heart
Pining Char Finds Countless Excuses to Need to Interact With B
pining character A finally makes a move after B almost died
Pining character A saves Character B’s life
Pining Character Awkwardly Trying To Show Affection Through Small Gestures
Pining character gets hurt protecting the one they're pining for
Pining character reveals their feelings while not quite lucid (hurt/drunk/etc.)
Pining for found family
Pining for Platonic Companionship
Pining while trapped together
Trying to Ignore Feelings While Forced to Work in Close Quarters With Person of Their Affection

It'd be lovely to see these two okay with one another, learning to be friends again after S4 despite everything. Mansell missing his relationship with Kent and not really being sure how to put it back together, trying to act like they're okay but he can still feel that they're not and he can't address it or bring it up because he doesn't know how. Maybe some peril would help. 

- Mansell tries to fill the void his broken friendship with Kent has left in his life, only for Erica to invite her brother around to meet their new pet, and he watches as Kent gets on better with the animal than he does him.
- A case goes wrong around them and Mansell and Kent must rely on each other to survive.
- Mansell attempts to organise a series of off-duty team events to allow him to bond again with Kent in non-professional settings.

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Feelings Eventually Requited

Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent (both pining) 
Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent (Chandler pining) 
Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent (Kent pining) 

A pines while loaning B their coat 
A pining because they mistakenly think B is uninterested 
A realizes feelings for B after B finally gives up on pining and moves on 
Bad Guys Force Intimacy Between Pining Character and Crush 
Character A pining because they think a relationship would be inappropriate 
Character will follow the object of their pining into danger or towards certain death 
Enemy Reveals Secret by Kidnapping Pining Character and Thinking Character of Affection Cares 
Life Threatening Situation Prompts Confession of Feelings 
Mutual pining between characters with different kinds of unfathomable trauma
Mutual pining in fake relationship 
Mutual Pining Is Resolved Only After One Party Gets (Accidentally/Purposefully) Grievously Injured 
Other Characters Play Matchmaker 
Pining Char Finds Countless Excuses to Need to Interact With B 
Pining Character A has paid attention and knows B incredibly well 
Pining has been going on for a long time 
Pining while huddled together for warmth 
Pining While Trapped in an Elevator 
Power differential makes A worry that B will never be able to freely reject them
Tiny Acts of Affection that Doom Pining Character to Ardent Love
Trying (and failing) to fall out of love with someone who doesn't love you back

Ohhh the pining on these two. Kent falling head over heels for Chandler fairly prompty while Chandler for his part is attached to and makes time for Kent in his own way, from "Out of everyone, I really wish it hadn't been you" to the crossroads date to that date that I expect they never actually went on at the end of S4. I love all that soft and delicate yearning like that scene lighting in the last episode when Kent tells Chandler not to give up hope, and how fragile it all is.

- Chandler realises he returns Kent's feelings just as Kent seems to have given up and moved on (maybe with someone who Isn't Great, maybe with someone who Chandler can't seem to find fault with no matter how hard he tries).
- On their way somewhere outside London for a case, the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
- Chandler's team has made a lot of enemies, and when they come to call, Kent's pining is only too obvious and must surely be reciprocated. And even if it isn't, it'll do.

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Dear RQGEx creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy doing it - this letter is here to help out if you'd like, but please feel free to disregard or mix and match any prompts. I'm sure I'll love what you come up with! Prompts may tend a little towards angst/suffering as that's what I find easiest to generate, but I do still love fluff.

If you'd like to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- ace!Tjelvar
- archaeology/excavation or "Indiana Jones adventure" type fics
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it - I cannot currently think of any AUs I dislike)
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats! please do not hurt them
- fake dating
- fluff
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt/comfort (also hurt without comfort)
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- touch-starvation
- trapped together
- whump

DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- smut
- tentacles
- watersports/scat

Edward Keystone & Tjelvar Stornsnasson

I really, really love these two, preferably romantically but I am very much down for platonic stuff for them as well. I'd like more of them working together (feel free to just completely handwave why they might be working together if you would prefer), chance meetings post-Tomb, pretty much anything with these two is Good.

- Edward is sent to arrest Tjelvar.
- They sit together at a campfire and tell each other stories to pass the night.
- I'd like to see them being protective/defensive of one another - be this in situations where they're in actual physical danger, or because, I don't know, Real Archaeologists are being disparaging about Tjelvar searching for mythical things, Edward's family is awful and that's part of why he's estranged, that kind of thing.
- Edward likes to befriend all the stray animals on the dig site.
- They meet again as the world tries to put itself back together.

Azu, Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan & Sasha Racket

Happy with any romantic or platonic combination of these - especially Azu/Hamid/Sasha as an OT3. I just. I have really loved the extent and depth to which Azu and Hamid care about each other in the podcast as of late, the way that whenever anything happens, they always seem to look for each other first. Sasha meant so much to both of them and her to them and there is so much distance and longing in their relationship.

- Hamid & Azu, after the end of the world, finally have a moment to talk things over and decide where they want to go from there.
- Sasha finds a way to see the world as it will be, in the distant future.
- Azu teaches one or both of the others to ride Topaz.
- Flying lessons with Hamid.
- Antiques appraisal with Sasha.

Tjelvar Stornsnasson & Howard Carter

These two have never met in canon, but I have accidentally become very invested in the idea of them being kind of academic nemeses. As in, writing furious papers in the journals at each other in increasingly petty rebuttals of each other's theories, "he stole my research", "what do you mean you invited Carter?", "still chasing fairy tales, eh, Tjelvar?" levels of stuff. Would prefer Tjelvar and Carter's relationship remained platonic, am perfectly happy to have Ed/Tjelvar included.

- They wake up in the same cell.
- They are hired by opposing organisations to recover the same artefact.
- It is 3am but Tjelvar Stornsnasson will not be coming to bed quite yet, he has a paper to write; Carter is Wrong again.
- They're speaking at the same conference, and regrets will be had by the organising body.
- They are assigned to the same excavation.

Celiquillithon "Cel" Sidebottom & Commander James Barnes

These two have had some really lovely moments recently and I am deeply invested in the idea of them quietly building a boat together, or getting really drunk and looking at the stars together. I ship them like anything, so would prefer something romantic but also platonic would still be lovely.

- Barnes assists Cel in their workshop.
- Of all the boats in all the sea that could have been hi-jacked, it ended up being theirs.
- Life on the channel is fairly quiet, but there are always storms.
- Building a boat is not an easy operation, and they have to collect a lot of supplies.
- They get really drunk and look at the stars together.
Dear Secret Santa creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy doing it - this letter is here to help out if you'd like, but please feel free to disregard or mix and match any prompts. I'm sure I'll love what you come up with! Prompts may tend a little towards angst/suffering as that's what I find easiest to generate, but I do still love fluff.

If you'd like to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- ace!Tjelvar
- archaeology/excavation or "Indiana Jones adventure" type fics
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it - I cannot currently think of any AUs I dislike)
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats! please do not hurt them
- fake dating
- fluff
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt/comfort (also hurt without comfort)
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- pinned by the neck
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- touch-starvation
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation of personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- tentacles
- watersports/scat

Rusty Quill Gaming

Edward Keystone & Tjelvar Stornsnasson

I really, really love these two, preferably romantically but I am very much down for platonic stuff for them as well. I'd like more of them working together (feel free to just completely handwave why they might be working together if you would prefer), chance meetings post-Tomb, pretty much anything with these two is Good.

- Edward is sent to arrest Tjelvar.
- They sit together at a campfire and tell each other stories to pass the night.
- I'd like to see them being protective/defensive of one another - be this in situations where they're in actual physical danger, or because, I don't know, Real Archaeologists are being disparaging about Tjelvar searching for mythical things, Edward's family is awful and that's part of why he's estranged, that kind of thing.
- Edward likes to befriend all the stray animals on the dig site.
- They meet again as the world tries to put itself back together.

Celiquillithon "Cel" Sidebottom & Commander James Barnes

These two have had some really lovely moments recently and I am deeply invested in the idea of them quietly building a boat together, or getting really drunk and looking at the stars together. I ship them like anything, so would prefer something romantic but also platonic would still be lovely.

- Barnes assists Cel in their workshop.
- Of all the boats in all the sea that could have been hi-jacked, it ended up being theirs.
- Life on the channel is fairly quiet, but there are always storms.
- Building a boat is not an easy operation, and they have to collect a lot of supplies.
- They get really drunk and look at the stars together.

Tjelvar Stornsnasson & Howard Carter

These two have never met in canon, but I have accidentally become very invested in the idea of them being kind of academic nemeses. As in, writing furious papers in the journals at each other in increasingly petty rebuttals of each other's theories, "he stole my research", "what do you mean you invited Carter?", "still chasing fairy tales, eh, Tjelvar?" levels of stuff. Would prefer Tjelvar and Carter's relationship remained platonic, am perfectly happy to have Ed/Tjelvar included.

- They wake up in the same cell.
- They are hired by opposing organisations to recover the same artefact.
- It is 3am but Tjelvar Stornsnasson will not be coming to bed quite yet, he has a paper to write and Carter is Wrong again.
- They're speaking at the same conference, and regrets will be had by the organising body.
- They are assigned to the same excavation.

The Magnus Archives

Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker

These two have been my OTP for this fandom since Hide & Seek - Martin actually being pushed into being honest about something, Tim going into a place he hated so specifically Martin wouldn't be there alone - so I'd prefer something romantic if possible. I just love how they are with each other (Tim seems to care so much about Martin, Martin was comfortable enough with Tim to tell him about his CV) and I feel like they could have been happy together were it not for all the vast unhappiness that the TMA world piled on them. Also they angst together wonderfully.

- The corridors! We still don't have the exact details of what went down in there but I am going to assume there was a fair amount of hand-holding.
- Tim and Jon have to work together to rescue Martin from something.
- Tim and Martin decorate the Archives.
- After the end of the world, Tim comes back. He's not the same, but maybe that stands to reason, and maybe Martin just doesn't want to see it. Maybe he's close enough. Maybe he isn't.
- After Archives dog is adopted, Tim helps Martin mourn what could have been.
Dear Consent Issues Creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy doing it - this letter is here to help out if you'd like, but please feel free to disregard or mix and match any prompts. I'm sure I'll love what you come up with!

If you'd like to look over the sorts of things I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats!
- dubcon
- fake dating
- false/forced intimacy (forced to sleep beside! kissing! hair petting!)
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth & comfort
- hurt-comfort
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon/rape as punishment/revenge/to keep victim or their loved ones in line
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation or personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- tentacles
- watersports/scat

Fandom-Specific DNWs & Exceptions

- TMA - Jon/Elias that Jon requites, Tim/Danny that Tim requites, Jon stating his sexuality or expressing sexual attraction to anyone.
- Down - exception to tentacles DNW.
- The Witcher - exception to tentacles DNW.

The Magnus Archives

Any makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
Danny Stoker makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
Michael | The Distortion makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
Danny Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood
Tim Stoker's Abusive Ex (OC) xcons Martin Blackwood
Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker mxcon


Aggressor strongly resembles loved one of victim
Aftermath - Aggressor Doesn't Know What Happened
Bargaining - For Own/Other's Safety
Captivity - Kidnapping
Cooperation - To Avoid Hurting Aggressor
Forced to Watch
Intimacy - Aggressor Cuddles Victim After Xcon
Intimacy - Aggressor Takes Care of Victim
Intimacy - Forced Kissing
Intimacy - Forced to Sleep Beside Aggressor After Xcon
Intimacy - Tender Rapist
Motive - To Affect Another Character
Motive - To Save Victim from Worse Fate
Recording - Sent to Victim's Loved Ones
Scenario - Aggressor Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
Scenario - Victim Is a Present from One Aggressor to Another
Setting - In Love Interest's Bed
Something Made Them Do It - Magical/Cursed Item
Violence - Bitemarks/Scratches/Marks
Violence - Manhandling


This request is mostly about Tim suffering emotionally because Martin has suffered physically (and probably also emotionally) and it is All His Fault.

- Maybe Tim or Martin gets affected by a cursed item that results in Tim being aggressive or Martin needing to be fucked, accidentally or intentionally, maybe someone simply wants to torture them and is ready to threaten them into a fuck or die sort of scenario. I like Tim, if he's in control of his actions, doing his best to soften the blow but still having all of the messy emotions, no matter how much Martin might try to reassure him.
- Danny does his best to make Tim happy, and Danny is pretty sure that what would make Tim happy would be Martin. If Tim's not keen, that's okay, he's not always been the best at taking his chances for happiness, Danny is ever so happy to help. Or possibly Danny is out for revenge and wants to make sure Tim will never be happy. Anything works.
- There is a lot of confusion present in the Spiral's corridors - maybe Tim thinks that Martin consents, or thinks it's not Martin, or doesn't even know what drove him, remembers none of it. They're still trapped and they still need each other.
- Martin meets Danny as a hot, friendly guy on a night out, while Danny tries to seduce him with the intention of either getting closer to Tim, or ruining things for him. Maybe it works, maybe Danny has to take a more direct route, Tim suffers.
- I'm very interested in Tim getting a call from Martin's phone, answering it, and hearing a voice at the other end that is Not Martin's - maybe Danny, maybe an ex, just something that he will immediately know is very bad.
- I do think these two deserve little a sex pollen and/or cursed item that would have the same result, as a treat, whether it leads to a revelation of requited affection or mutual pining getting bonuses from guilt and even firmer "well he'll never want me now", however it comes out.

Jonathan Sims xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
Angry Statement Giver xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
Angry Statement Giver xcons Martin Blackwood
Simon Fairchild xcons Martin Blackwood
Simon Fairchild and Mike Crew xcon Martin Blackwood (TMA)
Simon Fairchild makes Michael "Mike" Crew xcon Martin Blackwood
Simon Fairchild xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
Michael "Mike" Crew xcons Martin Blackwood
The Vast xcons Martin Blackwood
Original Male Character(s) xcon Martin Blackwood
Tim Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood
Mikaele Salesa xcons Martin Blackwood


Attitude - Victim Mouths Off and Makes Things Worse For Other Victim
Betrayal/Abuse of trust
Captivity - Stockholm Syndrome
Coercion - Blackmail
Coercion - Emotional Manipulation
Coercion - Using Knowledge of Past Relationships to Manipulate
Cooperation - To Avoid Hurting Aggressor
Intimacy - Falsely Gentle Threatening Touches
Intimacy - Victim Treated Like Lover
Mental - Memory Alteration/Manipulation
Mind Control - Aggressor mind wipes victim and convinces them they're in a relationship
Motive - To Break Victim's Will/Spirit
Motive - To Permanently Claim Victim
Motive - To Demonstrate Victim's Helplessness
Recording - Victim Finds Recordings of Xcon They Don't Remember
Scenario - Aggressor methodically grooms victim over a period of time to accept the xcon
Scenario - Came Back Wrong
Scenario - Victim Kept In Luxury By Aggressor
Violence - Bitemarks/Scratches/Marks
Violence - Violent Xcon


Mostly just physical and emotional suffering on its own merits here.

- I'd very much enjoy aggressor!Jon, maybe in terms of him being sex-pollened or something but also as someone who could go full monster. I'd love to see him hurt Tim and Martin because they are his to hurt - for the sake of belonging and possession and power, with sex as an expression of that rather than existing for its own sake. Maybe monster Jon manipulating them into staying with him (not that they actually could leave if they tried but they shouldn't try), just slowly breaking them down and making them his, curating their minds when they try to get other ideas. Perhaps he thinks it's for their own good, perhaps he knows otherwise, perhaps he doesn't care to dwell on it.
- Revenge of the statement givers! after what the Institute does to them I'd like to read about one of them deciding to hit back, going after Tim and Martin when they don't find Jon, or perhaps laying a trap that they happen to fall into.
- I love Martin and Tim and the Vast. Simon's interactions with Martin have been a joy to listen to, and I'd like to see his intentions to seduce Martin go a little further and a little harder, whether that's trying to convince him to be happy in a new world, or offering his protection for a price in the old one. I'm curious as to how he'd interact with Tim, and would love to see some of that - could be set before the end of S3 or in an AU where Tim didn't die, or perhaps Simon could somehow bring him back in some sort of effort to please Martin. Maybe he's able to convince them into the Vast, maybe he isn't and forces it, or keeps them un-Vasted - I am pretty sure I would enjoy any interaction between the characters listed.
- It would be interesting to see how Martin would react to being targeted outside the scope of his work with the Institute, by a random stranger or someone from his own or one of the others' past.
- I'd like to see some more monster!Tim, back for revenge or to act on feelings that he didn't previously or a bit to spite Jon - I can never quite decide if he should be violent towards Martin or treat him more gently than anyone ever has, so either/both is good. I would prefer that real romantic feelings existed between the two of them at some point, if possible.
- Salesa seemed to quite like Martin - maybe he decides he's due something for letting them stay, or thinks Martin's interested. Very interested in Martin being assaulted while Jon is right there and kind of phasing in and out of awareness without ever managing to get enough of himself together to help, and Martin trying to hide it from him afterwards.

Down

The Entity as Stephen Frame xcons Sam Jansen
The Entity makes Marcus Wilde xcon Sam Jansen
The Entity xcons Sam Jansen
The Entity as Laura Mentorn xcons Marcus Wilde


Attitude - Victim Finds Emotional Catharsis In Submission
Captivity - Stockholm Syndrome
Coercion - Aggressor and Victim Both Think No One Would Believe Victim
Coercion - Emotional Manipulation
Coercion - Manipulation
Cooperation - To Receive Physical Affection From Aggressor
Dynamic - Aggressor Is "Nice" As Long As Victim Behaves
Intimacy - Aggressor Takes Care of Victim
Monster - Monster Transformation During Xcon
Motive - Aggressor has no concept of consent/understanding of morality
Motive - For Victim's "Own Good"
Motive - To Break Victim's Will/Spirit
Motive - Xcon as unhealthy coping mechanism
Praise - Forced to Thank Aggressor
Scenario - Aggressor Pretends It's Consensual
Scenario - Aggressor Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
Shapeshifting - Agressor shifts into another form during sex
Shapeshifting - Aggressor Takes Form Of Victim's Loved One
Violence - Violent Xcon
Xeno
Oviposition


I just think the smug monster should get to fuck people.

- ovi? ovi. (by which I mean, we know next to nothing about the Entity or its motivations and maybe some of those motivations are reproduction-related and the Virgil crew represents incubators)
- Sam just seemed to have this weird level of chill after talking to the Entity by himself off-screen, and I'd like to see what happened there on-screen.
- Marcus Wilde's efforts at manipulation made me want to yeet him out of an airlock and I would love to see more of them, especially being led on by the Entity. Maybe he manipulates Sam into xcon or just goes for it and puts a spin on the emotional stuff afterwards.
- Marcus Wilde's interactions with the Entity were also great and I can see its manipulations going more into the sexual side of things, especially in Laura Mentorn's form, given how in cold, remote and in-control she is as a person.

NCIS: New Orleans

Any villain xcons Sebastian Lund
Any villain makes Quentin Carter xcon Sebastian Lund


Abuse of Authority - Aggressor Takes Advantage of Subordinates
Attitude - Victim Fights Back... Unsuccessfully
Attitude - Victim Freezes
Captivity - Hostage Situation
Captivity - Kidnapping
Coercion - Aggressor and Victim Both Think No One Would Believe Victim
Coercion - Blackmail
Coercion - Into Verbally Consenting
Forced to Watch
Intimacy - Falsely Gentle Threatening Touches
Intimacy - Forced Kissing
Motive - To Affect Another Character
Motive - Xcon as Torture
Recording - Sent to Victim's Loved Ones
Recording - Victim Recorded Against Their Will
Scenario - "You xcon them or I will"
Scenario - Victim Molested While Used As Human Shield
Violence - Bitemarks/Scratches/Marks
Violence - Manhandling
Violence - Violent Xcon


- Maybe something with one of the in-series villains? Sebastian's night staying over at Garcia's place has plenty of opportunity, as does his abduction at the start of season 3.
- Carter seems like he probably has quite a few people who hate him, going by the team's reactions on meeting him and the number of postings he's had, and I'd love to see someone from his past turning up for misc vengeance, and deciding to target the team he has now.
- Sebastian ends up working with a senior law enforcement agent who becomes obsessed with him.

The Witcher

Monsters xcon Jaskier
Angry Male Townsfolk xcon Jaskier


Arousal - Aggressor Aroused by Victim's Struggling
Attitude - Victim Fights Back... Unsuccessfully
Attitude - Victim Freezes
Bondage - In Shackles and Xconned for Days
Captivity - Hostage Situation
Captivity - Kidnapping
Mental - Memory Alteration/Manipulation
Monster - Sex With Monster Partner
Motive - To Affect Another Character
Motive - War Trophy/Spoils of War
Motive - Xcon as Torture
Public - Victim Tries to Stay Quiet While Xconned Semi-Publicly In Hope No One Notices
Scenario - Hunted With Rape As Penalty for Getting Caught
Scenario - Xcon & Rescue
Violence - Bitemarks/Scratches/Marks
Violence - Bruises
Violence - Manhandling
Violence - Extremely Violent Xcon
Violence - Violent Xcon
Xeno


- Geralt refuses to hunt a monster for a town for good and valid reasons, and they decide to stake Jaskier out for it to force him.
- Jaskier is taken by something that finds great pleasure in owning the famous Witcher's personal bard.
- Jaskier is afflicted by a cursed item (perhaps intentionally), and has the misfortune of ending up around people who enjoy taking advantage of such things.
Dear Fic in a Box creator,

Thank you very much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange, and that you'll find this letter useful - it's here to help, so please feel free to disregard it if it isn't. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I'm looking forward to seeing it!

If you'd like to look over the sorts of things I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- archaeology/excavation or "Indiana Jones adventure" type fics
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it - I cannot currently think of any AUs I dislike)
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats! please do not hurt them
- fake dating
- fluff
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt/comfort (also hurt without comfort)
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon/rape as punishment/revenge/to keep victim or their loved ones in line
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation of personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective (except in case of epistolary etc)
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- tentacles
- watersports/scat

Fandom-Specific DNWs

- The Magnus Archives - porn without plot, Jon/Elias that Jon requites, Tim/Danny that Tim requites. Detail on the latter - I have an incest squick and would prefer that anything between Tim and Danny further than kissing went through Martin, but I am happy for Danny to be obsessed with Tim in ways that include the sexual. I would prefer that any romantic feelings between configurations of Tim/Martin/Jon were genuine.
- Rusty Quill Gaming - smut
- NCIS: New Orleans - smut

The Magnus Archives

Opt-In Mediums: any in-universe documents that fit the canon setting, epistolary

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker

I have been tied to the mast of this ship since Hide & Seek. Tim's whole "I'm not going down there with you *promptly goes down there with him*" attitude during that episode was fantastic and I would have listened happily to five more seasons of them being stuck in Michael's corridors together. It's difficult to articulate what I'd especially like to see with them because anything is good! Maybe something with ghost!Tim, sticking around the archives team after the end of S3, or any AU - I have a particular fondness for urban fantasy and I do like a werewolf!Tim, or maybe they're monsters together - or perhaps they just investigate something together.

Martin Blackwood/Danny Stoker/Tim Stoker

Tim Suffers scenarios of my heart lately tend to feature a deeply obsessed (familial, sexual, however) Danny, using Martin as a means to get closer to him. Whether he sees Martin as something between him and getting to be with Tim, something Tim cares about that he can avenge himself on, or as a plaything that he and Tim could share, or in any other configuration, I am mostly down to see Martin hurt physically, Tim hurt emotionally, and Danny be as creepy as possible. Maybe Martin meets a nice, handsome guy in a bar who isn't all he seems, or Danny takes them both in the run-up to the Unknowing to make sure his brother doesn't get hurt, or Tim starts getting strange letters.

Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims/Tim Stoker

Martin has two hands, and I'd like to see both of them (and the rest of him) in peril from which Jon and Tim are obliged to work together to rescue him from! Or perhaps Jon and Martin hide in the cabin in a freshly ruined world, but in the quiet hours something taps on the window and calls out to them in Tim's voice. Or maybe something decides to get the Archivist's attention by taking his assistants. As above with Tim/Martin, I love this ship very much and would probably be happy to read anything for it, including AUs, with a non-exhaustive list of my favourites including soulmate AU, superpowers AU, wingfic, or crime-solving/committing.

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker/The Vast & Martin Blackwood/The Vast

This one is, I am afraid, not very deep. The Vast is my favourite power and I would like to staple it to my favourite characters. I do feel like they wouldn't be a bad fit - Martin is claustrophobic, so might appreciate the open air, and as a poet perhaps the same beauty that drew Simon in, and Tim would surely love to feel free, as well as seeming the type to enjoy the thrill of the fall. Perhaps they encounter a Vast Leitner or other artefact, or one or both of them has always been at least a bit Vast in an AU, or the Fairchilds take an interest.

Martin Blackwood/Simon Fairchild

Simon so clearly wanted to seduce Martin to the dark side and it was fantastic. Simon is so much fun as a character, and it would be great to see more of him being terrible and having the best time doing it. Perhaps he makes Martin a few alternate offers in series 4, or just goes ahead and takes him. He could steal Martin in the apocalypse world, offer him protection through it, or try to bargain with Jon for quicker passage through the Vast's domain.

Sasha James/Melanie King

Melanie being the only person to remember Sasha and being so distressed that she couldn't find her, after mentioning that they'd got on, hit me in my special "I've had this romance for thirty seconds and it's already completely and utterly wrecked!" place. I'd like to see Sasha Lives AUs, or worlds where Melanie refuses to accept Leitner's word on it and tries to find ways to get Sasha back, or even just the time they spent together before Melanie left chasing ghosts.

Rusty Quill Gaming

Opt-In Mediums: any in-universe documents that fit the canon setting, epistolary

Edward Keystone/Tjelvar Stornsnasson

Not to get emotional about these two again but I love them so much. For me, it's a ship based around the idea of belonging - Tjelvar has "academic laughed out of his field" vibes, seems used to defending his outlandish theories, is prickly and defensive. Edward intentionally left his family behind, and while he is clearly loved by Apollo, his handler Friedrich seems not to like him much, and he's derided by many of the other people he meets. I like the thought that they could belong together. I don't mind if they've been working together for a while or are abruptly thrown together by circumstances. Perhaps they wake up in the same prison cell, have an adventure to recover a powerful artefact before it can be taken by thieves, or Edward enlists Tjelvar to help him find or authenticate some stolen artefacts. They might be afflicted by cursed objects or chased by villains or simply just be disasters to such an extent that feelings communication is no. Also AUs are great, maybe a coffee shop or library or together-they-solve-crime!

Howard Carter & Tjelvar Stornsnasson

I just think they'd hate each other. So much. I'd love to see them being each other's kind of academic nemesis thing, where they publish increasingly vitriolic "in response to" papers at each other in the journals. Perhaps they were at uni together and Carter copied Tjelvar's homework or something. Maybe they're corresponding, or forced to work together on a dig, are hired by the same shady business person in search of shiny artefacts, or, again, wake up in the same prison cell together.

Azu/Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan/Sasha Racket

I am very fond of these three. They came so far together and meant so much to each other - Sasha's level of trust in Hamid, and his in her, was so touching, and Azu and Hamid's bond following events in Rome has been so lovely yet bittersweet to hear, with part of the force of it coming from what they've lost in Sasha and Grizzop. I'd like to see the three of them bonding further before Rome, or an AU where they never lost Sasha, or maybe Hamid and Azu find a way back to see everything that she built in the past.

NCIS: New Orleans

Quentin Carter/Sebastian Lund

This ship just turned up out of nowhere and decided to occupy far too much of my emotional energy. Their relationship in late season six just feels like that post that's "I had a crush and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a letter that just said get out of my school". Sebastian has actual complaints about Carter being hot. Carter just seems baffled and amused by the whole thing. I'd love to see a bit more of Carter - perhaps the team has to work with someone from one of his old postings, or goes after a killer he couldn't catch before.

Tammy Gregorio & Sebastian Lund

These two have such a great friendship. The bickering is a lot of fun to watch, especially along with that deep undercurrent of caring and protectiveness that they have for each other. Generally I would like bad things to happen to them, probably in the usual crime show ways - hostage situations, abductions, "oh no this bank we happened to be in is being robbed", "the bad guys want us to do crime for them", "the criminal becomes obsessed" kind of stuff. Also would be happy with setting alteration AUs (like daemon AU, superpowers AU, criminals!AU), though I would prefer not complete setting change (ie. high fantasy etc, steampunk alternate reality) for this one.

Sebastian Lund & Loretta Wade

I really enjoy seeing these two working together and supporting one another, so some more of that would be lovely. Peril, also, is great, and AUs in the forms described above. Maybe more corpse thefts or ones with something valuable on/in them, or people from either of their pasts turning up, or they get trapped at work by weather or something.
Hello, Nonconathon writer!

Thank you so much for creating for me - I've been wanting to participate in Nonconathon for a while, and I'm very excited to finally be able to. I hope you're enjoying the exchange too, and that you find this letter helpful - please feel free to disregard stuff, mix and match prompts, whatever takes your fancy. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and look forward to reveals!

If you'd like to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- fake dating
- forced to sleep beside rapist afterwards
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt/comfort (also hurt without comfort)
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon/rape as punishment/revenge/to keep victim or their loved ones in line
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation or personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- tentacles, watersports/scat

Fandom-Specific DNWs

- The Magnus Archives - Jon/Elias that Jon requites, Tim/Danny that Tim requites. I would prefer that romantic feelings between configurations of Tim/Martin/Jon were genuine.
- DC's Arrowverse - prominent Nate Heywood, references to anything after the end of S4.
- The Witcher - references to major events that have not yet occurred in the tv show/from the books or video games. I am very slowly reading the books and would prefer not to be spoiled.

The Magnus Archives

Preferred ships for TMA are Tim/Martin or Tim/Martin/Jon, and I'm also very interested in monster!Danny>Tim, especially when the fallout of that involves Martin.

Any character makes Tim Stoker noncon Martin Blackwood
Danny Stoker makes Tim Stoker noncon Martin Blackwood
Danny Stoker noncons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
Danny Stoker noncons Martin Blackwood
Jonathan Sims noncons Martin Blackwood
OMC noncons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
Something makes Tim Stoker noncon Martin Blackwood


- Aftermath - Victim Unable To Hide Evidence Of Their Rape From Others
- Attitude - Gentle Rapist
- Captivity - Kidnapping/Imprisonment
- Dehumanization - Marked as Property
- Intimacy - Forced Kissing
- Intimacy - Forced to Sleep Beside Rapist
- Location - Raped in Place Victim Thought Safe
- Magic - Cursed with Obedience
- Mind Control - Forced to Rape
- Motive - Rape to Claim Ownership of Victim
- Motive - Raping Someone for the Effects on Another
- Motive - Rapist Believes It's For the Victim's Own Good
- Motive - Victim as Substitute for Someone Else
- Recordings Sent to Victim's Loved Ones
- Resistance - Victim Doesn't Want to Hurt/Injure Rapist
- Resistance - Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Other Victim
- Revenge - Raped as Revenge
- Scenario - Rapist Taunts Victim's Loved Ones About Victim Being Raped
- Something Made Them Do It - Artifact
- Torture - Eye Trauma


- I really enjoy the idea of monster!Danny being completely obsessed with Tim. Maybe romantically, maybe sexually, maybe he just wants his brother back, maybe he wants to hurt him. Perhaps he sees Martin as a route or barrier to that. I can see him fucking Martin because he wants to fuck Tim and fucking something Tim's also fucked is the closest he can get, or crashing some consensual sex that Tim and Martin were already having (though I'd prefer if he didn't fuck Tim directly, due to an incest squick that "they both fuck Martin at the same time" is apparently a loophole in). Maybe he just wants to be closer with Tim and feels it's a bonding activity, or that it's helping Tim if he just makes him take Martin, who he wants, and he'll thank Danny in the long run? Or maybe Martin is just a fun route to revenge for a perceived injustice.
- Tim being forced to rape Martin by anyone is also good - I ship them like anything, and there are just so many myriad ways to break them. Could be an artefact, a monster, just something to give him a whole lot of guilt about, especially if he thinks that he only went for Martin in particular because he loves him and it's thus his fault.
- Jon's desperation to help Martin feels like it could be twisted back on Martin very easily. I'd like to read Jon "rescuing" Martin from the Lonely (and the Beholding) by raping him and gouging his eyes out.
- Tim and Martin are attempting to follow-up on one of the statements together, when they're attacked by someone seeking revenge on the Institute for not helping them, or for ending up in the Archivist's nightmare zoo.
- Maybe Elias, in an effort to engage Tim a bit more during S2 or S3, purposely exposes Martin to a cursed artefact that will require someone to have sex with him (and doesn't Tim think Martin would rather it was him than Elias?)

DC's Arrowverse

My currently preferred ship here is Constantine/Ray - while I do enjoy Thawne/Ray I prefer if it is not requited on Ray's side.

Any character makes John Constantine noncon Ray Palmer (Arrowverse)
Eobard Thawne noncons Ray Palmer (Arrowverse)
Something makes John Constantine noncon Ray Palmer (Arrowverse)


- Aftermath - Victim Unable To Hide Evidence Of Their Rape From Others
- Biting
- Bruises
- Captivity - Kidnapping/Imprisonment
- Intimacy - Forced Kissing
- Intimacy - Forced to Sleep Beside Rapist
- Mind Control - Raped by Mind Controlled/Brainwashed/Possessed Character
- Motive - Rape to Break Victim's Spirit
- Motive - Rape to Claim Ownership of Victim
- Motive - Rape to Prove Rapist is Bad Person
- Motive - Raping Someone for the Effects on Another
- Resistance - Rapist Aroused by Victim Fighting Back
- Resistance - Victim Doesn't Want to Hurt/Injure Rapist
- Scenario - Rapist Taunts Victim's Loved Ones About Victim Being Raped
- Something Made Them Do It - Artifact


- Eobard Thawne chose to keep Ray close in his Doomworld, and Ray appears to be very afraid of him, flinching when Thawne touches him. Perhaps Thawne spent some time in Doomworld enjoying torturing Ray.
- I'd also enjoy seeing Thawne trying to break Ray down outside of Doomworld, treating him as a prize stolen from the other Legends.
- The Legends are looking to retrieve an artefact that's causing some troubles in the timeline, but once they get there, it has an extreme impact on Constantine.
- Constantine is forced to assault Ray in order to save him from a worse fate, possibly death or gang rape, by a group of sadistic foes who have captured them. Possibly they want Constantine to break Ray's faith in him, a goal which Constantine may actually not be all that opposed to, given the parallels between Ray and Des.
- Something goes wrong during one of Constantine's efforts at magic, and he's possessed by a demon, who proceeds to act on some of Constantine's darker fantasies.

Killjoys

Preferred Killjoys ship is Johnny/Fancy, also enjoy all platonic relationships between the main characters, especially the main trio and Lucy.

Any character makes Fancy Lee noncon Johnny Jaqobis
OMC noncons Johnny Jaqobis
Something makes Fancy Lee noncon Johnny Jaqobis


- Aftermath - Rapist Falls in Love with Former Victim
- Aftermath - Rapist Feels Guilty
- Location - Raped in Place Victim Thought Safe
- Mind Control
- Motive - Rape to Demonstrate Rapist’s Power
- Motive - Rape to Demonstrate Victim’s Helplessness
- Motive - Rape to Prove Victim Means Nothing to Them
- Motive - Raping Someone for the Effects on Another
- Resistance - Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Themselves
- Something Made Them Do It


- While affected by the green, Fancy attacks Johnny - it's then something he has to come to terms with afterwards.
- Johnny and Fancy go undercover, and Fancy has to fuck Jonny in order to maintain his cover or prove himself to the group they're infiltrating.
- Johnny and Fancy are exploring a supposedly empty ship for salvage when they come across something sex pollen-y, maybe an artefact of maybe sex pollen itself.
- Johnny is taken in order to hurt Dutch or force her into a particular course of action.

NCIS: New Orleans

Would prefer genfic for this (aside from unconsenting relationships), as I have no ships among the main cast. Platonically, I very much enjoy the team as a found family, and in particular Sebastian & Gregorio and Sebastian & Doctor Wade.

OMC noncons Sebastian Lund

- Aftermath - Debrief Requires Victim(s) to Relive Trauma
- Aftermath - Victim Depends on Rapist for Safety
- Captivity - Kidnapping/Imprisonment
- Captivity - Molested While Used as Human Shield
- Dehumanization - Rapist Treats Victim as Property
- Location - Raped in Place Victim Thought Safe
- Motive - Rape to Demonstrate Victim’s Helplessness
- Motive - Raping Someone for the Effects on Another
- Obsession - Stalking
- Power Imbalance - Aggressor in Position of Power over Victim
- Recordings Sent to Victim's Loved Ones


- Sebastian is taken hostage by a criminal, who proceeds to abduct and assault him.
- While working a joint case with another law enforcement agency, Sebastian ends up working with someone who either becomes obsessed with him, or who has a very low opinion of him, but enjoys the assault nonetheless.
- Sebastian is taken in an effort to warn Pride and the rest of the team off a case, and they make sure that the team is aware of what he's going through.

The Witcher

Preferred ships for this are Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer or Jaskier & Geralt. Particularly interested in mutilation focussed on Jaskier's hands or tongue, as if those are not functioning properly it is very difficult for him to bard and therefore would be very traumatic.

Monster noncons Jaskier (The Witcher TV)
OMC noncons Jaskier (Witcher TV)
OMCs noncon Jaskier (The Witcher TV)


- Body Mods - Mutilation
- Captivity - Kidnapping/Imprisonment
- Captivity - Molested While Used as Human Shield
- Forced to Watch - Victim Raped in Front of Loved One(s)
- Intimacy - Forced Kissing
- Intimacy - Forced to Sleep Beside Rapist
- Intimacy - Victim Treated Like Lover
- Magic - Cursed with Obedience
- Manhandling - Victim Passed Around
- Monster - Fangs and Claws
- Motive - Rape to Claim Ownership of Victim
- Motive - Rape to Demonstrate Rapist’s Power
- Motive - Rape to Demonstrate Victim’s Helplessness
- Motive - Raping Someone for the Effects on Another
- Obsession - If I Can’t Have You No One Can
- Resistance - Rapist Aroused by Victim Fighting Back
- Resistance - Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Themselves
- Scenario - Rapist Taunts Victim's Loved Ones About Victim Being Raped
- Torture
- Xeno


- Geralt refuses to hunt a particular monster - the townspeople have issue with that. They take Jaskier and stake him out for it, in the hopes of having it and the Witcher meet.
- Jaskier is taken by someone who takes great pride in owning the famous White Wolf's bard.
- Jaskier is afflicted by a cursed item (perhaps intentionally), and has the misfortune of ending up around people who enjoy taking advantage of such things.
- Jaskier is identified as Geralt's weak point, or just a weak point in general, and is attacked by strangers.
- Jaskier is taken and tortured for information regarding Ciri and Geralt's whereabouts.
Dear Hurt/Comfort Creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy the exchange, and that you find this letter useful - it's here to help, and please feel free to disregard it if it isn't helping. I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with, and I can't wait to see it!

If you'd like to look over the sorts of things I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- Abandonment issues
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats!
- dubcon
- fake dating
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation or personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- completely plotless porn (please give me context)
- tentacles in nsfw contexts
- watersports/scat

Fandom-Specific DNWs

- The Magnus Archives - Jon/Elias that is requited on Jon's side.
- The Magnus Archives - Tim/Danny that is requited on Tim's side.
- The Magnus Archives - unrequited Tim/Martin.
- RQG - porn
- Legends of Tomorrow - prominent Nate Heywood.
- Legends of Tomorrow - S5 references.
- King Falls AM - porn

The Magnus Archives

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (hurt Martin)
Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (both hurt)
Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker (hurt Tim)

- A rescues B from the underworld or afterlife
- AU - ability to take pain is prized in a partner
- Believing Others Consider Them An Inferior Substitute for Someone Else
- Cages
- Character A takes Character B and runs even though they both believe there's no hope
- Character A tortured to hurt Character B
- Character A Unwilling to Accept B's Death
- Character believes no one is coming to save them
- Character Believes They're an Unimportant Hookup
- Codependency born from shared trauma: can’t sleep without the other character in bed with them
- Collapsing on character's doorstep
- Cursed to be physically codependent or die; distance’s painful & sexual touch restores their heath
- Entering a dream/nightmare to help the dreamer
- Holding Hands For Comfort During/After Dangerous Situation
- Huddling For Warmth
- Kidnapped and used as leverage against the other character
- Only once character is threatened/hurt do people realize how much they matter
- Recovering from sexual assault / attempted sexual assault
- Threats of Rape/Non-Con
- Time Loop - Character A Keeps Failing to Save Character B


- I'd love something involving monster!Danny - maybe he thinks if he has Martin he can get Tim on-side, or wants to hurt Tim through Martin, or just thinks Martin is in his way.
- Following the end of S3, Martin goes to some serious lengths to get Tim back.
- Martin and Tim are ambushed by an angry statement giver/relative, bitter about the Institute's failure to help them/their loved one.
- Things go wrong with artefacts.
- Tim and Martin are having sex - Tim thinks Martin is using him as a substitute for Jon, Martin thinks Tim just wants something to take the edge off. They're both pining and everything is awful (until something happens and it isn't).

Rusty Quill Gaming

Sasha Racket/Hamid Saleh Haroun al-tahan/Grizzop drik Acht Amsterdam/Azu (all hurt)

- A rescues B from the underworld or afterlife
- affection-starved
- Aftermath of Solitary Confinement
- Came back to life wrong
- Captured
- Character A Unwilling to Accept B's Death
- Character verbally defends someone who isn't standing up for themselves
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Effects of Cursed Object
- Entering a dream/nightmare to help the dreamer
- Lovingly Touching Scars
- Nightmares
- Possessed and forced to hurt someone you love
- Protectiveness
- Rescues - Character seeks revenge for dead loved one; only to find them alive and in need of rescue
- Staying Up Together after a Nightmare
- Time Loop - Escape by Revealing Feelings
- trapped together
- Trapped/Injured in a Cave-In
- Wingfic AU - Broken Wing(s)


- The aftermath of one of the LOLOMG being possessed by something - injuries and guilt and a whole lot of unhappy flinching.
- Sasha and Grizzop are somehow restored, but things aren't quite right (maybe on the emotional level where they'd found peace, maybe more came-back-wrong style).
- I really love how defensive of each other this era of the party is, and would love to see some more of that.

DC's Legends of Tomorrow

John Constantine/Ray Palmer (hurt Ray)

- A accidentally injures B
- A rescues B from kidnapping
- Buried alive - despair and terror with happy ending
- Captured by enemy while trying to protect the other
- Chains
- Character A tortured to hurt Character B
- Comforter arrives too late to prevent hurt
- Comforter drapes their coat over hurt character's shoulders
- Comforter's mistake gets Comfortee hurt
- Delirious character asking where a dead character is
- Forced to witness rape of hurt character
- Forced to witness torturing of the hurt character
- Hoarse From Screaming
- Hurting Someone to Save them
- Kidnapped and used as leverage against the other character
- Recovery after Fuck or Die
- Roaring Rampage of Rescue
- Suppressed Soulbond
- Trapped Together While One Is Injured
- Trying to prevent Hurt foreseen in vision – unsuccessful


- Ray is taken by Constantine's enemies or his own or is just unlucky enough to come across the unpleasant kind of people who do kidnapping.
- A spell goes wrong for Constantine, and Ray is in the metaphorical or literal blast radius.
- Constantine foresees something bad happening to Ray and struggles to prevent it.

The Witcher

Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion (hurt Jaskier)
Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier/Yennefer of Vengerberg (hurt Jaskier)

- After-effects of magical torture on the mind
- beatings
- Bound & left to die - area is being flooded or otherwise becoming uninhabitable
- Cages
- Captivity
- Chains
- Character A tortured to hurt Character B
- Character believes no one is coming to save them
- Character raped while in captivity
- Comforter arrives too late to prevent hurt
- Entering a dream/nightmare to help the dreamer
- Hoarse From Screaming
- Kidnapped and used as leverage against the other character
- loss of voice
- Protectiveness
- Roaring Rampage of Rescue
- Taking care of someone who's distressed/triggered by physical touch
- Threats of Rape/Non-Con
- Time Loop - Character A Keeps Failing to Save Character B
- Torture


- Geralt refuses to kill something, and his would-be employers stake Jaskier out in its territory in an effort to force him.
- Jaskier is taken in an effort to find Geralt and/or Ciri.
- Jaskier falls foul of some kind of magic creature or artefact, and Yennefer and Geralt try to restore him around the very pointed memories of the last time this happened.

King Falls AM

Ben Arnold & Sammy Stevens (Ben hurt)

- Aftermath of Torture
- Aftermath of Violence
- beatings
- Buried alive - despair and terror with happy ending
- Captivity
- Character A tortured to hurt Character B
- Collapsing on character's doorstep
- Comforter drapes blanket over hurt character's shoulders
- Comforting over the phone/radio
- Effects of Cursed Object
- Kidnapped and used as leverage against the other character
- loss of voice
- Mistakenly Believes the Other is Dead
- Nightmares
- On the Run with a Sick or Injured Partner
- Taking care of someone who's distressed/triggered by physical touch
- Threats of Rape/Non-Con
- Touch-Starved - Will only accept touch from one trusted person
- Trapped Together While One Is Injured
- Video of Character's Torture is Sent to Their Friends/Loved Ones


- Ben is abducted and hurt in an effort to warn Sammy off something.
- Sammy and Ben are forced to flee a hostile situation in King Falls.
- They let Ben listen to the radio sometimes, and he's not sure if it hurts or helps more.
Dear RQ Secret Santa creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I hope you enjoy doing it. I've compiled some lists of things I like and some prompts to help you out if you're stuck, but please don't feel the need to follow them absolutely - I'm sure I'll love whatever you come up with.

If you'd like to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

I am over 18 and am happy to receive higher-rated works, with exceptions mentioned below. Prompts may tend a little towards angst or suffering as that's what I find easiest to come up with prompts for, but I do also love fluff.

Likes

- Abandonment issues
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- archaeology
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats!
- fake dating
- fluff
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt-comfort
- hurting a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- pinned by the neck
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation of personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- AUs where characters of minority sexualities are not of those sexualities (I have no preference as to where Jon is on the ace spectrum, please feel free to write him as things other than sex-repulsed)
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- completely plotless porn (please give me context)
- tentacles in nsfw contexts (sorry catacombs monster)
- watersports/scat

Fandom-Specific DNWs

- porn for RQG
- Jon/Elias that is requited on Jon's part
- Tim/monster!Danny that is requited on Tim's part

Edward Keystone, Tjelvar Stornsnasson, Howard Carter

I really, really love Edward and Tjelvar, preferably romantically but I am very much down for platonic stuff for them as well. I'd like more of them working together (feel free to just completely handwave why they might be working together), chance meetings post-Tomb, pretty much anything with these two is Good. I've also become rather invested in the idea of Carter and Tjelvar having an academic nemesis kind of thing going on.

- Tjelvar and Carter have never met, but they have exchanged either a number of letters or a number of increasingly combative papers published in the archaeology journals.
- The dig they're on is attacked.
- I'd like to see Edward and Tjelvar being protective/defensive of one another - be this in situations where they're in actual physical danger, or for less immediately hazardous reasons, like, Real Archaeologists are being disparaging about Tjelvar searching for mythical things, Edward's family is awful and that's part of why he's estranged, or one's colleagues/church disapproves of the other.
- Huddling for Warmth.
- They end up in the same holding cell.

Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker

Tim and Martin are my OTP for TMA - again, I'd like something romantic but am perfectly happy with platonic stuff too. I've loved their relationship in canon since Hide & Seek, and even more recently in canon I've been enjoying the way that Martin will very firmly not allow monsters to talk about Tim. I also love Jon/Martin/Tim, if you'd like to include Jon.

- Tim and Martin put up Christmas decorations together.
- Something which isn't quite Danny Stoker turns up at the Institute, looking for his brother.
- Tim and Martin are attacked trying to follow up on a statement.
- Jon and Tim have to work together to rescue Martin from something.
- Monster!AU! I'm particularly partial to Desolation!Tim, but would be happy with any. Maybe one's a monster and is trying to take revenge on the Institute or get the other to join them, maybe they're both monsters wreaking havoc together (perhaps Jon gets a few statements in).
Dear Consent Issues Author,

Hello! Thank you so much for creating for me - I hope you have a fun time doing it. I've compiled a whole bunch of prompts and stuff for each request, but please feel free to disregard them - they're there to help, and if they're not helping, then you don't have to use them. I'm sure I'll be thrilled with whatever you come up with, and I look forward to reveals!

If you'd like to take a look at the sort of things I like, I am Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- Abandonment issues
- Abuse of Authority
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- archaeology
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats!
- dubcon
- fake dating
- forced to sleep beside rapist afterwards
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt-comfort
- hurting/raping a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon/rape as punishment/revenge/to keep victim or their loved ones in line
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- taunts that love interest won't want them now
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation or personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

General DNWs

- a/b/o
- AUs where characters of minority sexualities are not of those sexualities (I have no preference as to where Jon is on the ace spectrum, please feel free to write him as things other than sex-repulsed)
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- completely plotless porn (please give me context)
- tentacles in nsfw contexts
- watersports/scat

Fandom/Request-Specific DNWs

- The Magnus Archives - Jon/Elias that is requited on Jon's side. Elias can be into him all he wants.
- The Magnus Archives - Tim/Danny that is requited on Tim's side. I'm happy for monster!Danny to have romantic and/or sexual feelings towards Tim.
- The Magnus Archives, John Amherst request - Melanie as xcon victim. I am fine with her being made to xcon someone else.
- Arrowverse - prominent Nate Heywood.

The Magnus Archives

Tim/Martin feat. Danny

- Danny Stoker makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Danny Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood


- Aggressor strongly resembles loved one of victim
- Bringing Another Partner Home as a Present for One's Primary Partner
- Character Forced to Rape Love Interest Tries to be Gentle
- Character(s) Wanted It But Not Like This
- Codependency
- Coercer picks up on existing attraction to ruin victims' relationship
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Forced To Sleep Beside Rapist After Rape
- Forced to Watch
- Forced to xcon victim to spare them from a worse fate
- Kidnapping
- Marital or Intimate Partner Allows Other(s) to Xcon Victim
- Marked as property
- Raped by third party in love interest's bed
- Raped During Captivity
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Rapist Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
- Recording sent to victim's loved ones
- Victim is a reward
- victim lies so forced aggressor feels better & aggressor making them uses it to justify escalation


I love Tim and Martin getting caught up in some awful mess of terribleness with Danny, given the emotional impact it has for Tim. I prefer monstrous flavours of Danny, either still loving Tim but in fun new utterly twisted ways, or violently hating him and wanting revenge.

- Danny's had Tim for a while, but he doesn't seem to be coming around to the whole thing, so Danny decides to get him a gift.
- Danny wants to hurt Tim, and figures a good way of doing that is to make him watch what he does to Martin, like Tim watched in the House of Wax.
- Danny turns up at the Institute, looking for his brother, and finds a Martin with absolutely no idea what's going on.
- Danny encourages a monster!Tim to go after the other Archives staff.
- Danny is not best pleased to discover that Tim and Martin are together, and he can hardly take it out on Tim.

Suffering feat. loved ones

- Any makes Jonathan Sims xcon Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Any makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan Sims xcons Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan Sims xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Michael makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Tim Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood


- Aftermath - Perpetrator Doesn't Know What Happened
- Aggressor accidentally triggered by codeword into aggression
- Aggressor Believes Xcon is for Victim's Own Good
- Aggressor forces Victims to have sex to put a strain on their relationship
- Character Forced to Rape Love Interest Tries to be Gentle
- Character(s) Wanted It But Not Like This
- Coercer picks up on existing attraction to ruin victims' relationship
- Cursed with recurring need to have sex
- Forced to live out darkest fantasy
- Forced to Watch
- Forced to xcon victim to spare them from a worse fate
- Magical/Cursed Item Made Them Do It
- Mutilation
- Memory Alteration/Manipulation
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Sex Pollen - Aggressor is Only One Affected
- Victim Doesn't Want To Hurt Aggressor
- violent aggressor becomes gentler after xcon
- Xcon to Permanently Claim Victim


(Aggressor feels guilty about what they are doing to victim but does it anyway, Aggressor uses a blindfold on victim to conceal aggressor's identity, Bringing Another Partner Home as a Present for One's Primary Partner, Codependency, Forced To Sleep Beside Rapist After Rape, Gaslighting, leaving marks on someone (bite marks/scratches/etc.), Marked as property, Mutually pining pairing forced to have sex with each other, Non-Consensual Kissing, Possessiveness leads to xcon, rape happens to protect victim, Raped During Captivity, Rapist Is “Nice” So Long As The Victim Behaves, Rapist Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now, Recording sent to victim's loved ones, Victim Agrees to Xcon Because of Threat to Unwilling Aggressor, Victim forced to choose which other victim(s) they'll be forced to have sex with, Victims comfort each other, Victims Try To Make It Good For Each Other)

Everybody suffers! I would prefer if aggressor!Jon and/or aggressor!Tim, if not being coerced, are not in their right minds - be that through Something Made Them Do It, going full monster, or being not real - just don't realise what they're doing, or genuinely believe this is what they have to do to keep Martin and/or Tim safe.

- Jon xcons and blinds Martin, to save him from the Lonely and the Eye respectively.
- Jon wakes up in the Archives and finds one or two of his assistants in a bad way, and either asks for or is given a statement.
- Monster!Tim returns to the Institute, with the intention of taking revenge, and Martin seems an easy target.
- Someone leaves an item in the Archives - an artefact or a few pages from a Leitner - with the intention of hurting the staff.
- Elias leads Jon to believe that he can keep his employees safe from the other powers by claiming them himself.

Martin and/or Tim and/or Jon feat. monsters/other

- Angry statement giver xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Any xcons Martin Blackwood
- Any xcons Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker
- Any xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Breekon & Hope xcon Martin Blackwood
- Breekon & Hope xcon Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Jared Hopworth xcons Martin Blackwood
- Jared Hopworth xcons Tim Stoker
- Max Mustermann xcons Tim Stoker
- Michael xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Simon Fairchild xcons Martin Blackwood


- Accepting Xcon to Cause a Diversion
- Character is like catnip to non-human character
- Forced to Watch
- Gaslighting
- Kidnapping
- Laughter During Sex
- Mutilation
- Raped by third party in love interest's bed
- Raped During Captivity
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Recording sent to victim's loved ones
- Sex With Monster Partner Despite Being Terrified of Them
- Torture
- Trading Sex for Safety (Own or Others')
- Victim Kept in Luxury by Aggressor
- Victim Left Naked and Bleeding
- Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Other Victim
- Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Themselves
- Victims comfort each other
- Xeno


TMA has a great variety of monsters, and I'd love to see some more of them! I have also wondered, especially with later reveals about how the statements work, why there aren't more mundane people trying to exact vengeance on the Archival employees.

- Tim & Martin follow-up on a statement, only to discover that they've walked right into a trap.
- Michael is the type to play with his food, and probably also with his kidnapped archival assistants, especially given how it would upset Jon.
- Simon Fairchild's very disappointed that Martin's "no fun", and decides to show him a good time.
- Max travels to the UK to join the Unknowing, and catches Tim spying on their preparations.
- Following the destruction of the Unknowing and his own expulsion from Helen's corridors, Jared Hopworth reassembles Tim, aiming to take revenge.

Tim or Martin feat. Elias

- Elias Bouchard xcons Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard xcons Tim Stoker


- Abuse of Authority
- Accepting Xcon to Protect a Loved One
- Aggressor convinces victim they need the xcon
- Aggressor Is Getting Off on Victim's Past Trauma
- Blackmail
- Cursed with recurring need to have sex
- Deliberately triggered flashbacks
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Forced to Watch
- Fuck or Die When Victim Would Rather Die
- Illusion of Choice
- Memory Alteration/Manipulation
- Psychic Rape
- Rape to Break Character's Will/Spirit
- Rape to Teach a Lesson
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Rapist Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
- Trading Sex for Safety (Own or Others')
- Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Themselves
- Xcon to Punish Victim's Lover


Elias' casual smug cruelty towards his staff is a lot of fun to listen to, especially with his mind powers, so I'd like to read more of him messing with Tim and/or Martin.

- Tim or Martin is afflicted by some sort of artefact that requires sex, and Elias pointedly assumes they won't want to bother Jon with it.
- Jon does something or says something to Elias which Elias is not a massive fan of, and he decides to demonstrate his position of power with Jon's assistants.
- Elias, still finding Tim difficult to manage, tries feeding him painful memories, but they don't work very well - either he needs to make some new memories, or try something more physical.
- In order to ensure that his ritual goes off properly, Elias has to make sure that Martin doesn't make it back to Jon in time to stop him from reading before he reaches the end of the statement.
- Following the reveal of Sasha's fate, Martin or Tim (or both!) goes to Elias trying to confirm the others' identities or request their safety, and Elias agrees, for a price.

Martin/Mike

- Michael “Mike” Crew xcons Martin Blackwood
- Any makes Michael “Mike” Crew xcon Martin Blackwood


- Aggressor's Morality Does Not Fit Societal Norms
- Character is like catnip to non-human character
- Character's Attempts at Flirting are Mistaken for Threats
- Forced To Sleep Beside Rapist After Rape
- Held down
- Hired/Arranged Aggressors
- Hostage Situations
- Kidnapping
- leaving marks on someone (bite marks/scratches/etc.)
- Lima Syndrome
- Marked as property
- Raped During Captivity
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Rapist Is “Nice” So Long As The Victim Behaves
- Sex With Monster Partner Despite Being Terrified of Them
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Victim is a reward
- Victim Treated Like a Lover
- violent aggressor becomes gentler after xcon
- Xcon to Force Soulbond


I love the Vast, and especially Mike - he had that quiet and polite, remote menace thing going, and it was great. I'd like to see how Martin would react to him, and how he'd react to someone usually far less rude than Jon.

- Mike turns up at the Institute looking to get revenge on Jon for the slight of burying him. Jon's out of the country. Martin isn't.
- Martin encounters Mike while trying to follow up on a statement, and Mike enjoys him.
- Elias offers Martin to the Fairchilds for a favour, and they decide he'll make a nice gift for a recovering Mike.
- Mike is sent to the Institute when Peter Lukas fails to do the Fairchilds a favour.
- Martin is forced to dig up Mike.

Melanie

- Alice “Daisy” Tonner xcons Melanie King
- Female monster xcons Melanie King
- Helen xcons Melanie King
- Melanie King & Alice “Daisy” Tonner mxcon
- Not!Sasha xcons Melanie King


- Aggressor accidentally triggered by codeword into aggression
- Aggressor Believes Xcon is for Victim's Own Good
- Aggressor makes themselves look like Victim's loved one(s)/friends
- Aggressor methodically grooms victim over a period of time to accept the xcon
- Aggressor's Morality Does Not Fit Societal Norms
- Character is like catnip to non-human character
- Feral Behavior
- Gaslighting
- hunted with rape as penalty for getting caught
- Knifeplay
- Laughter During Sex
- leaving marks on someone (bite marks/scratches/etc.)
- Marked as property
- Monster Goes Off Leash
- Sex in the blood of other people
- Sex With Monster Partner Despite Being Terrified of Them
- Something made them do it - Aftermath of mutually nonconsensual sex
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- violent aggressor becomes gentler after xcon
- Xeno


I've really enjoyed Melanie's character and her approach to the supernatural, and the stuff we get about her interactions with the monsters were great. For tags involving Daisy, I have no preference between scary!Daisy and post-coffin!Daisy - both are very good. If utilising post-coffin!Daisy, I would enjoy some reference to Melanie and Daisy's states of no longer being monstrous.

- post!coffin Daisy encounters something a little too supernatural and has something of a temporary relapse, leading to her hunting Melanie through the Archives.
- Melanie finds her way back to the Slaughter after the bullet's removal, and helps Daisy fall back to the Hunt.
- Melanie had a bit of a thing for Sasha James, but the thing asking her for a date now is really nothing like her.
- Helen tries to help Melanie back to her supernatural side, in her own way.
- Melanie gets more then she bargained for trying to follow up on a statement.

Amherst

- John Amherst makes Any xcon Any
- John Amherst xcons Any


- Aggressor purposefully sex pollens victim(s)
- Choking
- Hallucinations
- Held down
- Mind control
- Mind manipulation
- Monster transformation
- Mutilation
- Non-consensual kissing
- Ripped clothes
- Rough sex
- Sex in the blood of other people
- Sex in their blood
- Sex pollen
- Unhealthy relationships
- Victim told no one else will want them after xcon
- Victim fights back unsuccessfully
- Victim treated like a lover
- Xcon to permanently claim victim
- Xeno


John Amherst is one of the most awful things in this entire podcast and I just really enjoy the writing when it gets icky because Jonny does it so well and here we are. Would prefer xcon to not be het if possible.

- Amherst heads to the Institute, intending to discover as much about Adelard Dekker as he can - he finds the Archives staff (no preference as to which season's).
- Amherst manages to get himself excavated, eventually, and after so many years of starvation, he's weak enough that all he can really do is watch.
- Amherst is dug out of the concrete, and is assisted by an unaware builder.

Rusty Quill Gaming

- Any makes Tjelvar Stornsnasson xcon Edward Keystone,
- Any xcons Edward Keystone,
- Edward Keystone & Tjelvar Stornsnasson mxcon


- Aftermath – perpetrator doesn’t know what happened
- Aftermath & Recovery
- Aggressor uses magic to overpower victim
- Blackmail
- Coercer picks up on existing attraction to ruin victims' relationship
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Forced To Sleep Beside Rapist After Rape
- Forced to Watch
- Forced to xcon victim to spare them from a worse fate
- Kidnapping
- Magical Healing Lets Victim Endure More Abuse
- Magical/Cursed Item Made Them Do It
- Marked as property
- Mutilation
- Non-Consensual Kissing
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Rapist Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
- Something made them do it - Aftermath of mutually nonconsensual sex
- Victim Doesn't Want To Hurt Aggressor
- Victim Kept in Luxury by Aggressor


I've grown very fond of Edward/Tjelvar as a ship, and would love to see something dark with them. For this one I'd prefer that the focus be on the aftermath or surrounding events, rather than on the porn itself, especially for the tags involving Tjelvar. Haven't quite got my head around RQG smut yet, but I do like that whump.

- Edward, for all that he's tried to disown his family, ends up in an arranged marriage. Tjelvar next sees him at a fundraiser for a dig, and he's a shadow of his former self.
- Tjelvar comes to after being affected by an artefact on a dig site, and Edward will not talk about what's wrong.
- Tjelvar and Edward are both afflicted by a trap in a tomb, and find it a lot more difficult to deal with the pining afterwards.
- Tjelvar and/or Edward is cursed by an opponent attempting to steal an artefact out from under them.
- Edward is abducted by someone who wants Tjelvar to rob a tomb for them, and they decide to prove that they're serious.

NCIS: New Orleans

- Any xcons Sebastian Lund

- Aggressor is totally nonchalant about xcon
- Aggressor Taunts Victim
- Aggressor uses a blindfold on victim to conceal aggressor's identity
- Blackmail
- Bruises
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Gagged & Bound
- Held Down
- Hostage Situations
- Kidnapping
- Non-consensual kissing
- Opportunistic Rape
- Rape to demonstrate victim’s helplessness
- Raped by Cop(s)
- Raped during captivity
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Torture
- victim fondled/molested while used as a human shield
- victim gets isolated from friends and family by aggressor
- Words carved into victim


Still rather enjoying this show, and Sebastian and Gregorio's whole platonic-life-partner thing especially, so something that featured them would be great.

- Sebastian and Gregorio go undercover together, and things go very wrong.
- Sebastian is kidnapped in an effort to get another member of the team to do something.
- Members of the team including Sebastian are caught up in a bank robbery.
- Sebastian is the victim of a random attack.

DC's Arrowverse

- Any makes John Constantine xcon Ray Palmer
- Any makes Rip Hunter xcon Ray Palmer
- Any xcons Ray Palmer
- Eobard Thawne xcons Ray Palmer
- John Constantine xcons Ray Palmer


- Aftermath - Perpetrator Doesn't Know What Happened
- Aggressor accidentally triggered by codeword into aggression
- Aggressor Believes Xcon is for Victim's Own Good
- Aggressor feels guilty about what they are doing to victim but does it anyway
- Character Forced to Rape Love Interest Tries to be Gentle
- Coercer picks up on existing attraction to ruin victims' relationship
- Emotional/Psychological Abuse
- Forced to Watch
- Forced to xcon victim to spare them from a worse fate
- Kidnapping
- leaving marks on someone (bite marks/scratches/etc.)
- Magical/Cursed Item Made Them Do It
- Marked as property
- Mutilation
- Rape to Break Character's Will/Spirit
- Raped During Captivity
- Raped for the effect on another character
- Rapist Taunts Victim That Victim's Love Interest Won't Want Them Now
- Victim Mouths off at Rapist(s) and Makes it Worse for Themselves
- violent aggressor becomes gentler after xcon


Ray's interactions with Constantine - and Neron's while possessing him - were may favourite part of the most recent season. I really liked the parallels between Ray and Desmond, and how important it was for Constantine to save him. It felt like it could easily cross over into romantic, and I'd love that. Rip and Ray also had a few great bonding moments over some pretty nasty trauma, and Rip wears regret so well, especially given the Legion incident. Thawne's particular attitude towards Ray was a lot of fun too - Ray's flinch in Doomworld and the whole ripping-his-heart-out-of-his-chest thing seem like they could have a lot of subtext to play with.

- Before they'll release Astra, Hell requires Constantine to break Ray as Vandal Savage should have done.
- After Moonshot, Thawne has unfinished business with Ray.
- To prove Rip's loyalty to the legion, he's told to hurt Ray.
- Doomworld!Ray seemed to be pretty scared of Thawne - I'd love to see some more of that dynamic.
- Constantine wakes up with a splitting headache and some missing memories, and Ray's got odd bruises and doesn't want to explain them.
Dear Darkest Night Author,

Hello! Thank you so much for creating for me - I hope you enjoy doing it. I've included in this letter a list of general likes, my DNWs, some rambling about the canons and ships, and some prompts. It's supposed to be more help for if you're stuck than a definitive list of What I Want - I like a lot of suffering things, and I won't have remembered to list them all. So long as your piece avoids my DNWs and involves a requested ship/freeform, I'm sure I'll be thrilled with it, so, feel free to ignore this letter completely, mix and match bits of it - whatever you like.

If you're interested in seeing what sort of things I write, you can find me as Arazsya on AO3.

Likes

- Abandonment issues
- Abuse of Authority
- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- archaeology
- biting
- blackmail
- bruises
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- codependency
- crying
- dogs! also cats!
- dubcon
- fake dating
- forced to sleep beside rapist afterwards
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt-comfort
- hurting/raping a character for the effects on another character
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loss of virginity (on its own, as a way of avoiding sacrifice, used as a bargaining chip etc)
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- noncon/rape as punishment/revenge/to keep victim or their loved ones in line
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- protectiveness
- soulbonds (forced, accidental, planned, any)
- taunts that love interest won't want them now
- torture
- touch-starvation
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- violation or personal space
- warped shows of affection
- whump

DNWs

- a/b/o
- erasure of characters' canon minority sexualities
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- pwp
- tentacles in nsfw contexts
- watersports/scat

The Magnus Archives

There are very few elements of this canon that I don't like - the worldbuilding is excellent, there's a lot of mystery to wrap string round - but I'm most interested in fic focussing on the characters, including the monsters. I love all the characters I've requested, but the ones that I prefer to be suffering physically in the requested relationships are Martin and Daisy.

Abuse of Loyalty, Branded/Marked as Property, Captivity, Character Is Like Catnip To Supernatural Beings, Codependency, Comes Back Wrong, Dreams bleeding into reality, Dreamsharing, Forced to hurt someone in order to protect them from something worse, Forced to watch love interest getting tortured/raped, Hostage Situations, Hurting a Character for the Effects on Another Character, Kidnapping, Memory Alteration, Ocean Horror, On the Run, Possessive Behavior, Rough Sex to Stave Off Other Violent Urges, Sex With Monster Partner Despite Being Terrified of Them, Time Loop.

Fandom-specific DNW: Jon/Elias and Elias/Peter - I don't mind Elias being obsessed with Jon or Peter and Elias being monsters in the same place, but the romantic ships are not my bag.

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker - these two are my current OTP for this fandom, and it's all Hide & Seek's fault: Martin actually being pushed into being honest about something, Tim going into a place he hated so specifically Martin wouldn't be there alone, getting to have my headcanon that they were towing each other around pretty much the whole time, them being stuck together for weeks, etc. Among other things, I am also particularly partial to monster!AUs for this one (particularly Desolation!Tim, but I'd be very happy with any monster!AU). Tim coming back or stuff set before his death, it's all good.

- Martin and Tim follow up on a statement, but there are some complications, maybe they're attacked by something or someone unrelated, maybe the offer to talk from whoever they were going to meet was a trap.
- Exactly what happened in the corridors?
- Danny. I love Tim and Martin getting caught up in some horrible thing with the monster that used to be Danny, whether because he sees Martin as competition for Tim's affections, something to be removed before he can join him, an opportunity for vengeance, a gift to be given or a plaything. I don't mind Tim/Danny, but I would prefer if it's unrequited from Tim's side.
- Tim comes back, after the Unknowing, but he's not the same - maybe Martin pretends he can't see it. Maybe this new Tim wants Martin with him, or maybe he just wants to hurt him, or both.
- Martin loses his memory.

Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims/Tim Stoker - my favourite way of having this dynamic is probably the true OT3 one, where all the parties involved have some romantic attachment to all the other ones, but I do also enjoy "Tim loves Martin, Martin loves Jon, Jon has no idea but would really like a nap", "Tim and Martin are dating and Jon's suddenly afflicted with Feelings on the matter", and "Jon and Tim stressed because they think Martin favours the other more, Martin stressed because they don't like each other". There do seem to be strong emotional connections between the three of them, in whichever direction, and as all that each of them can remember about the original Archives team, there's a lot of history there. The romantic relationship has clear difficulties, of course, especially the more monster Jon gets.

- Elias decides to do something to bring Tim and Jon back in line, or another monster tries to hurt the Archivist.
- Jon, Tim and Martin take some of Gertrude's old statements and attempt to flee the Institute, or are searching for something.
- An incident in Artefact Storage connects the three of them.
- Jon and Tim have to work together for Martin's sake/safety.
- Monsters - maybe one of them goes too far, or all three, same Powers, different Powers, just one or more horrifying and twisted/fluffy monster boyfriends.

Melanie King/Alice "Daisy" Tonner - I've been shipping these two ever since Daisy got out of the coffin. They seem to be on these parallel "be less monster" tracks, and I love the little implications we get that they're spending time together. I did like Mel, but I'm also pleased that Melanie felt comfortable enough with Daisy to say that. Both of them seem to be trying to recover, and I feel like they could do parts of that together. There's also a lot of potential for everything to go wrong. I also wouldn't mind something with Hunt!Daisy or Melanie going Slaughter.

- Melanie finds her way back to the Slaughter after the bullet's removal, and she wants Daisy to fall with her, or vice versa.
- Time loops! The Archives are repeating the same day or few hours, and Daisy and Melanie are the only ones aware of it. I'm interested in any sort of time loop, but have a particular affection for those that degrade over time.
- They try to keep each other human.

Rusty Quill Gaming

This podcast is a bright spot in my week. The world is incredibly well-constructed, the characters are diverse and engaging, and the plot lately has just been Something Else. It's also just plummeted everyone into some pretty deep suffering, and I'm happy for that to be engaged with, or for anything pre- or post- the LOLOMG's trip to Rome.

Abandonment Issues, Betrayal, Blackmail, Curses, Dreamsharing, Eerily pristine abandoned places, Evil doppelgänger, Folklore & Urban Legends, Haunted Houses, Hostage Situations, Hurting a Character for the Effects on Another Character, Imprisonment, Kidnapping, Nightmares, Post-Apocalyptic Survival, Stranded, Tormented by Visions, Torture, Trauma Takes Supernatural Form, Wilderness Survival.

Fandom-specific DNW: porn - I haven't yet got to the point of reading smut with the RQG characters, so I'd prefer if any scenes involving sex could be faded-to-black.

Edward Keystone/Tjelvar Stornsnasson - this pairing was first suggested to me as "think how much it would annoy Bertie", which is great except I've fallen into an appreciating-it-on-its-own-merits hole, and I'm not coming out. I love these two so much - I love Edward's fussing over Tjelvar's minimal cold damage when he himself was like 20 hit points down and leaving a blood trail, I love him healing the snow leopard, I love him thinking he's seen some evil and going charging into Rome and he ate a frog, Hamid. I love Tjelvar's excitement when they get into Hannibal's tomb, I love how he handles Bertie, I love his hat and his enormous rucksack and the way he loses all his eloquence when trying to get Edward to not wander off. I'd love to see them working together again, whether by choice or not, and I don't mind if how they reach that point is completely handwaved. They've also got a lot of suffering potential, what with Tjelvar's job and Edward's apparent family issues.

- Some kind of relic hunt/archaeology expedition - maybe something Tjelvar chooses or is forced into, maybe meeting up with Edward along the way or already having an association. Available threats including nature, traps, betrayal from or competition with other parties involved, or maybe they end up in some kind of cursed location and are afflicted by some magic or other.
- With the world trying to put itself back together again, Edward and Tjelvar end up trying to keep one another alive in post-apocalyptic scenario.
- They end up in the same cell.

Azu/Sasha Rackett - these two were having some really sweet moments right up until canon Did That. There've been some very awkward indications from Sasha that she thinks Azu's important, and some from Azu that Sasha is, and an element of protectiveness that I like. Despite their differences, they seemed to have a whole mutual respect thingy going on and it was great. Also they just have so much baggage.

- Hamid and Azu try to find Sasha and Grizzop and get them back.
- Azu and Sasha (and possibly the rest of the party) and up in Other London, maybe due to blackmail or under orders from Wilde or otherwise unfinished business.
- Azu and Sasha are somehow separated from the rest of the party, by an attack or nature or something, and try to survive together and find the others.

DC's Arrowverse

I've fallen out of the Arrowverse a bit lately - not to be down on the show in the very place where I'm requesting fic about it, but I've not enjoyed Legends of Tomorrow's current tendency towards prioritising "humour" over plot and character, and I prefer the less ridiculous but still occasionally fun tone that S1 and S2 had. But then there were some darker elements again at the end of S4, with actual character beats, and those I loved. For this I'd like something that fits with that sort of stuff again, as I have missed it in canon.

Believing Others Consider Them An Inferior Substitute for Someone Else, Comes Back Wrong, Curses, Dreamsharing, Enduring Pain to Protect Another, Evil Sentient Spaceship, Folklore & Urban Legends, forced to hurt someone in order to protect them from something worse, forced to watch love interest getting tortured/raped, Haunted Houses, Hostage Situations, Hurting a Character for the Effects on Another Character, Kidnapping, Losing Control over Powers, Marking & Scarring, People Suddenly Start Mysteriously Disappearing, Possession, Time Loop, Tormented by Visions, Wilderness Survival.

Fandom-specific DNW: prominent Nate Heywood - I don't mind Nate appearing, but personally do not enjoy his character so would prefer he didn't take centre stage.

John Constantine/Ray Palmer - there seemed to be a lot of parallels going on between Ray and Des in S4, which came across a lot in how Constantine talked about them, for example, telling Ray he'd known someone like him. I really enjoyed Constantine going into hell for Ray, for all that I'd have preferred Ray's section of it was a little more hellish. They both suffer excellently, and I feel they'd suffer very well over each other.

- Constantine and Ray are stranded away from the rest of the team, either in time or in nature.
- They end up in a violent and supernatural location, or otherwise have to deal with some sort of horror scenario.
- They are abducted, possibly to force them to do something, in the aftermath of Ray's possession by Neron or earlier in S4.

Rip Hunter/Ray Palmer - Ray and Rip both stated LoT having lost a spouse, and though we don't really get a lot of their relationship in canon, that moment they did have where Rip confided about trying to save Miranda and Jonas was great. Rip seems to have a lot of respect for Ray, and there's potential for a lot of angst and violence with Legion!Rip. Ray cares a lot, and has just been through his own possession issue. I wouldn't mind Rip being brought back, or never having died, or stuff set before the end of S3, it's all good.

- Rip comes back, but he's no longer quite like he was, perhaps some sort of effect of the resurrection.
- They're trapped on another time master's ship, trying to fight against an AI that wants to kill them.
- There's an implication that when Rip took the original Legends, he did so shortly before they would have died, and I'd love to see this explored.

Whitechapel

Still bitter. I would loved to have seen where this series was going to go next - I enjoyed it immensely as the more detective-y show it was to start with, and as the more horror-y thing that it became. If you also like the horror angle, I'd love to see the team dealing with a few more definitively supernatural things, I do appreciate a good monster. Otherwise, I'm very happy with the team just investigating things or being angsty or dealing with the usual detective show suffering tropes.

Abuse of Loyalty, Blackmail, Character Discovers They Aren't As Human As They Thought They Were, Curses, Eerily pristine abandoned places, Folklore & Urban Legends, Forced to hurt someone in order to protect them from something worse, Forced to watch love interest getting tortured/raped, Ghosts, Haunted Houses, Hostage Situations, Hurting a Character for the Effects on Another Character, Imprisonment, Kidnapping, Manipulation, Marking & Scarring, One of Us is a Killer, Possessive Behavior, Tormented By Visions, Torture.

Emerson Kent & Finlay Mansell - these two are a bit of an odd pairing, but there were touches of real friendship there at times, and it looked like it was starting to improve again at the end of S4. I think they do genuinely care about each other, and I'd love to see that coming out again after the difficult times at the end of canon.

- Kent and Mansell investigate a case together and it all goes wrong, somehow - maybe kidnapping or it turns out they're alone with the killer.
- They're trapped together, perhaps kidnapped or just locked in somewhere to stop them from pursuing a suspect.
- Mansell was clearly very shaken by the Mantus house, and I'd like to see the two of them forced into a similar scenario without such an easy way out.

Joseph Chandler/Emerson Kent - Kent and Chandler come with a whole lot of fun guilt, angst and pining, since Chandler blaming himself for what happened to Kent in S2 to the whole mess with Morgan. I loved the way that they seemed to be settling a bit at the end of S4 - the don't give up hope scene is one of my favourites in the while series. They also suffer excellently.

- I'd like to see the team investigating a bit more of a supernatural case, to see if Chandler would still maintain scepticism after S4 or if he'd remain stubborn.
- Chandler sticks his nose in where it isn't wanted, and Kent pays the price, maybe used as leverage or revenge.
- One of them starts to be affected by something in the cases or their behaviour, which leads them to slowly become a monster.

Stellar Firma

Stellar Firma's first season has been excellent - the improvised elements are hilarious, and I'm intrigued by the overarching plot. I can't wait to see where it goes, and the interplay between the characters is so much fun.

Abuse of Authority, Eldritch locations, Evil Sentient Spaceship, Ghosts, Haunted Alien Planet, Imprisonment, Love/Hate, Manipulation, Memory Loss, Moral Dilemmas, Nature Which Wants To Crawl Inside You And Never Come Out, Nature Which Wants to Eat You, Non-Euclidean Topology, Ocean Horror, On the Run, People Suddenly Start Mysteriously Disappearing, Space Horror, Stranded, Time Loop, Whump.

Fandom-specific DNW: porn - I haven't yet got to the point of reading smut with the Stellar Firma characters, so I'd prefer if any scenes involving sex could be faded-to-black.

David 7 & Trexel Geistman - Trexel and David 7 have been a joy to listen to, and the later episodes, with Trexel turning out to actually care while David 7 just quietly does both of their jobs behind his back has been an excellent dynamic. I'd love something developing a little more along those lines.

- Trexel and David 7 end up stranded on one of the planets they built, possibly on one of Hartro's field trips, maybe as the result of being kidnapped by a dissatisfied customer, maybe fluke or accident. There is probably more potential for things to be awful on a planet Trexel had a hand in building (maybe something he did with one of the other Davids?.
- I'd like to see David 7 and Trexel trying to deal with some sort of supernatural or at the very least creepy event on board the space station. I feel like Trexel would be utterly useless in a horror scenario, and David 7 would either be brilliant at it or also useless.
- Time loops again! Whether it's David 7 having to go through the same planet design session, Trexel repeating his day, or both of them aware of it together, I'd love to see them trying to deal with a time loop. I'm interested in any sort of time loop, but have a particular affection for those that degrade over time.
Dear Fandom 5K Author,

Hello! Thanks so much for writing for me! I've included in this letter a list of general likes, my DNWs with a bit more detail on some of them, just so there's somewhere where it's all in the same place, a bit of hopefully-helpful rambling about what I like about the canons and ships, and some prompts. It's more intended to help if you're stuck than to be a definitive list of What I Want - I like a lot of things, and I'm not going to have remembered to stick them all in here. So long as it avoids my DNWs and involves the requested ship/genre, I'm sure I'll be happy with whatever I get, so feel free to mix and match bits of this or just ignore it completely.

If you want to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

General Likes

- AU (canon divergence, setting change, soulmate, have at it)
- archaeology
- blackmail
- casefic
- characters having to choose between core values and other characters
- crying
- dogs!
- fake dating
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- huddling for warmth
- hurt-comfort
- kidnapping
- life and death situations/arguments leading to feelings realisations/revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- protectiveness
- trapped together
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- whump

DNWs

- a/b/o
- completely grimdark-hopeless-everyone's-horrible endings (I'm happy for things to be dark, but for longer fic I like there to be just the faintest glimmer of hope/everything not being completely awful by the end of things)
- erasure of characters' canon minority sexualities (I don't want issuefic, you don't have to make a big thing of it or have it impact the fic much at all, I'm just not interested in AUs where, say, Jon isn't ace, or Tim isn't bi)
- first/second person perspective (except for letters or TMA statements)
- infantilisation
- Jon/Elias (TMA)
- lactation
- mpreg
- onscreen animal cruelty
- pwp (I'm fine with smut being included, I'm just not hugely interested in it on its own)
- tentacles in nsfw contexts
- watersports/scat

Rusty Quill Gaming - Action/Adventure, Angst, AU-Modern, Character Development, Fluff, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery/Procedural.

This podcast has really stolen my heart of late. The world is incredibly well-constructed, the characters are diverse and engaging, and the plot has just been Something Else. It's a real bright spot of my week. I'm interested in fic more set around the tone of the actual canon itself, so anything from "some utterly ludicrous moments" to "a bad time".

Edward Keystone/Tjelvar Stornsnasson - this pairing was first suggested to me in terms of "think how much it would annoy Bertie", which is great except I've fallen into an appreciating-it-on-its-own-merits hole, and I neither can nor want to get out. I love these two so much - I love Edward's fussing over Tjelvar's minimal cold damage when he himself was like 20 hit points down and leaving a blood trail, I love him healing the snow leopard, I love him thinking he's seen some evil and going charging into Rome and how bad he wants to leave. I love Tjelvar's excitement when they get into Hannibal's tomb, I love how he handles Bertie, I love his hat and his enormous rucksack. These two, they good. I'd like to see them working together again - maybe they meet coincidentally, or Edward wants something that makes sense after Rome, or Tjelvar's latest quest has to do with the Church of Apollo. Or you can completely handwave it.

- The results of them being the discoverers of Hannibal's tomb - do they get invited to fancy dinners or conferences? are they bothered by journalists? commissioned to search for more semi-mythical artefacts?
- Another Indiana Jones or National Treasure-style adventure, with traps and dramatic running and racing bad people.
- Artefact shenanigans.

Azu & Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan & Grizzop drik acht Amsterdam & Sasha Rackett - the LOLOMG have really been spoiling me with the found family sort of stuff lately, so I'd love more of that. There's been some interesting stuff with the group's values pulling them in different directions, but they all do seem to come back together in the end. We've also had a lot of inter-group protectiveness and trust, which I adore.

- Sasha gets to do what Sasha does best, sneaking, exploding, etc, but it's in order to save the rest of the LOLOMG, whether because she's rescuing them, or because she's being blackmailed.
- The LOLOMG arrive in a town which seriously needs their help with something, and won't allow them to move on otherwise.
- Azu and Grizzop's viewpoints are often similar, but sometimes they do clash quite severely - maybe they have to work through one of those differences to help the others?

Azu/Sasha Rackett - these two have been having some really sweet moments lately, and I'd like to see a bit more of their dynamic. There've been some very awkward indications from Sasha that she thinks Azu's important, and some from Azu that Sasha is, with more of that protectiveness. They're both very different, but I'd like to see the places where they care about and reach each other over those distances.

- Sasha meets Azu's very lovely family. There's a lot less crime there than she's used to.
- Azu and Sasha end up in Other London.
- AU, where librarian!Azu is a little concerned by the books that Sasha keeps taking out.

The Magnus Archives - Action/Adventure, Angst, AU-Canon Divergence, Darkfic, Fix-it Fic, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Interpersonal Drama, Mystery/Procedural

TMA! There are very few elements of this canon that I don't like, but I'm most interested in fic focussing on the characters, including the monsters. I'm interested in a couple of ships for this, and if you'd like to include multiple ships in one fic, I'm happy for you to do that. Though I do very much love all the characters I've requested, Martin is my favourite, so I do most enjoy him being menaced, whether that's to get other characters to do as they're told, or just on its own considerable merits.

Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker - these two are my current OTP for this fandom, and it's all Hide & Seek's fault: Martin actually being pushed into being honest about something, Tim going into a place he hated so specifically Martin wouldn't be there alone, getting to have my headcanon that they were towing each other around pretty much the whole time, them being stuck together for weeks, etc. Among other things, I am also particularly partial to monster!AUs for this one (particularly Desolation!Tim, but I'd be very happy with any monster!AU).

- Tim comes back, after the House of Wax, but he's not quite the same.
- Something that's not really Danny Stoker, but does a very good impression, turns up at the Institute.
- Martin and Tim follow up on a statement, but there are some complications, maybe they're attacked by something unrelated, maybe the offer to talk from whoever they were going to meet was a trap.
- What exactly happened with Tim and Martin in the corridors?

Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims/Tim Stoker - my favourite way of having this dynamic is probably the OT3 one, where all the parties involved have some romantic attachment to all the other ones, but I do also enjoy "Tim loves Martin, Martin loves Jon, Jon has no idea but would really like a nap", "Tim and Martin are dating and Jon's suddenly afflicted with Feelings on the matter", and "Jon and Tim stressed because they think Martin favours the other more, Martin stressed because they don't like each other".

- Jon finds out what happened with Tim and Martin and Michael and decides to do something about it.
- Jon and Tim have to work together for Martin's sake.
- There's an incident with something in Artefact Storage, which connects the three of them, somehow.

Martin Blackwood/Mike Crew - I love Mike, and I enjoy pretty much every Vast statement we've had, so I'm still in denial about him not coming back. His quiet, polite-yet-slightly-remote sort of menace is something I'd love to see Martin reacting to, whether that be with fear as with Peter in The Masquerade, or with the sort of steel we get from him later (or both! both is good too).

- Mike isn't best pleased about the whole shot and buried thing, and is looking for revenge. Jon's not around.
- Martin's claustrophobic, Mike's got some newfound issues with burial he'd like to work through, and isn't best pleased at something Beholding-aligned turning up at his group therapy.
- Martin encounters Mike trying to follow up on a statement.

Sasha James/Melanie King - Melanie being the only person to remember Sasha, and how vehement she was about it, really made me ship this in all its sad doomed glory.

- Melanie's had enough of being told what's not possible, and she's going to get Sasha back.
- Melanie and Sasha go ghost hunting together.
- Sasha is returned by mysterious forces, Melanie tries to work out what's going on.

Helen/Melanie King - I really enjoyed their interactions in Jared's episode. Melanie actually seemed comfortable with Helen, and considering the situation she's in with her other relationships, she could really do with someone who hasn't betrayed her to talk to. Helen also seems a lot more settled and confident with Melanie than she was when we last saw her with Jon.

- Helen's door opens into the Archives while Melanie's alone there.
- After the surgery incident, Melanie needs someone to talk to. She was there for Helen, who wants to return the favour.
- Helen can be pretty scary, I'd like to see her rescuing Melanie.

Whitechapel - Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Development, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Interpersonal Drama, Mystery/Procedural

I am still so bitter about this show being cancelled. I enjoyed it immensely as the more detective-y show it was to start with, and as the more horror-y thing that it became. If you also like the horror angle, I'd love to see the team dealing with a few more definitively supernatural things, I do appreciate a good monster. Otherwise, I'm very happy with the team just investigating things or being angsty, as they are. I'm not requesting it for this exchange, but I do ship Kent/Chandler - if you would like to include it in this exchange, I'm more than happy to receive it, but I would prefer the focus be on either of the relationships detailed below.

Edward Buchan & Joseph Chandler & Emerson Kent & Finley Mansell & Ray Miles & Meg Riley - I'm very attached to the idea of the team as a found family. They seem to be, from their presences at each other's social events, a fairly close-knit group, and I'd love to see more of that, be that during the series, or after it - I do feel like they really weren't stickytaped back together quite thoroughly enough at the end of S4.

- The team investigates something that turns out to be supernatural, or at least supernatural-adjacent. How do the different members react? Do they try and help each other through it or just fracture further?
- Modern murders with something ancient being used as a precedent! My area is Egyptology so I'd particularly enjoy something involving that.
- A curse turns up that's personal to the team from the beginning.

Emerson Kent & Finley Mansell - these two are a bit of an odd pairing, but there were touches of real friendship there at times, and it looked like it was starting to improve again at the end of S4. That is what I'm interested in, more than the periods in which they hate one another.

- Trapped together until they very awkwardly talk about their feelings.
- Kidnap, because there's nothing like a bit of mutual concern to aid the healing process.
- Investigating a case - just something showing how they work together, what it is that makes it so that they've not been separated.

NCIS: New Orleans - Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery/Procedural

Tammy Gregorio & Sebastian Lund - I really enjoy this whole friendship thing these two have going on; it's probably what's kept me watching the show. I love the bickering and the protectiveness they both have for one another, and I love that it's platonic. In whumpier scenarios I'd generally prefer Sebastian to be suffering.

- hostage situations!
- we know these two live together now, what sort of complications arise from that?
- they go undercover together, I would prefer platonically, but they could also be the least convincing fake dating ever, no one is fooled.
Dear RQGEx Creator,

Thank you so much for creating for me! I've been very excited for this exchange, and I hope you are too. The purpose of this letter is to maybe help provide a little inspiration if you're stuck - feel free to modify or utterly disregard everything in it. So long as you respect my DNWs, I'm sure I'll be thrilled with whatever you come up with.

If you want to see what sort of stuff I write, I am Arazsya on AO3.

General Likes (not an exhaustive list, I like lots of things and have probably forgotten most of them)

- alternate universe
- angst
- blackmail
- characters having to choose between their core value and other characters
- crying
- dogs!
- fake dating
- fluff
- hair-petting
- hostage situations
- hurt-comfort
- kidnapping
- life or death situations/arguments leading to feelings revelations
- loyalty
- mutual pining
- whump

DNWs

- a/b/o
- animal cruelty
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- pwp
- tentacles in nsfw contexts (sorry catacombs monster)
- unrequited love
- watersports & scat

Edward Keystone & Tjelvar Stornsnasson

I really, really love these two, preferably romantically but I am very much down for platonic stuff for them as well. I'd like more of them working together (feel free to just completely handwave why they might be working together), chance meetings post-Tomb, pretty much anything with these two is Good.

- Traps! We've seen some very fiendish traps in canon thus far, and I'd like to read about one or both of them falling afoul of either these traps or other traps, given that Indiana Jones-style tombs seem to be absolutely littered with them.
- It'd be nice to see the results of them being the discoverers of Hannibal's tomb - do they get invited to fancy dinners or conferences? are they bothered by journalists? commissioned to search for more semi-mythical artefacts?
- Bandits!
- I'd like to see them being protective/defensive of one another - be this in situations where they're in actual physical danger, or because, I don't know, Real Archaeologists are being disparaging about Tjelvar searching for mythical things, Edward's family is awful and that's part of why he's estranged, one's colleagues/church disapproves of the other.
- Huddling For Warmth.

Grizzop drik Acht Amsterdam & Sasha Rackett

I would prefer to have platonic stuff for Sasha and Grizzop - I've really been enjoying their relationship in canon, especially Grizzop's very adamant caring and Sasha's not admitting things.

- Shows of affection, drunken or otherwise - Grizzop's "Sasha!" bounce-hug is one of my favourite moments.
- Sasha teaching Grizzop knife tricks.
- Grizzop talking more to Sasha about the church - his attempt to recruit her was so sweet and so awkward, and I would love to hear more about the Artemis church anyway.
- Doing (morally justifiable) crime or crime-adjacent things together.
- Again, defensiveness - maybe someone has a bit of an attitude about goblins, or is otherwise rude.

Howard Carter & Tjelvar Stornsnasson

These two have never met in canon but if they did. I really like the small bits of archaeology that we've seen in RQG, and I'd be really interested to see how Carter and Tjelvar would interact, especially given how smoothly Tjelvar dealt with Bertie, who was also pretty awful. (If you would like to include Edward I am very down with that, but I'd prefer the focus be on Tjelvar and Carter's interactions.)

- They somehow end up on a dig together.
- They meet at a conference.
- They have never met, but they have exchanged either a number of letters, or a number of increasingly combative papers published in the archaeology journals.
- Carter's giving a lecture, and Tjelvar has been saving Some Opinions for the Q&As.
- They end up in the same cell.

Azu & Grizzop drik Acht Amsterdam & Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan & Sasha Rackett

I love this whole found family thing the LOLOMG have going on, so, ah, more of that? I'd request a nice, relaxing spa weekend but I think that might be the fastest way to get Grizzop to side-quest...

- The party gets a calm evening on the way somewhere, camping out under the stars and swapping stories over the fire.
- Sasha rescues the rest of the party from something - there was a lot of the party saving Sasha with the whole Heart of Aphrodite arc, and I'd love to see some more of it going the other way, especially if it's a situation where it would be far easier/more rewarding for her to leave them, because that gives me squishy feels.
- Hamid casts Fly on the party, fun ensues.
- The party adopts some sort of monstrous creature as a pet, or are adopted by it.
- Dragons like to hoard (and lie on/amongst) the things they value most - Hamid loves his mercenary group.

Azu & Grizzop drik Acht Amsterdam & Edward Keystone

Paladins! I'd really like to more of the differences and similarities between their churches etc, in any combination. I'd also love to see Edward (with an optional Tjelvar as with the Carter&Tjelvar prompt, I'm trash) meet the party in general, so feel free to include the entire LOLOMG if you want to, I am just particularly interested in the paladin interactions.

- The LOLOMG encounter Edward, on their way out of Rome, and just after he's fulfilled his pilgrimage to see the damage evil can do.
- Grizzop, as a goblin and a paladin of Artemis, values speed and efficiency - Edward is neither of these things.
- Edward meets Azu and is very impressed by Topaz T Camel.
- Grizzop and Azu have different approaches to things, but maybe they need to work together on something thorny to rescue Sasha and Hamid?
- The LOLOMG are asked to investigate an old ruin, possibly subterranean, and Edward is already there - he heard there might be evil.
Dear Consent Issues Author,


Thank you so much for writing for me! I've never written an exchange letter before, so please bear with me - it's probably going to come out looking like a whole Block of Stuff, but feel free to disregard all of my prompts, mix and match them, whatever floats your boat. The letter is optional, after all, and I'd much rather you had fun writing me something than had to struggle through. I'm also aware a lot of the freeforms I picked out are going to lean heavily towards noncon, but I don't have a particular preference - if you like, you can substitute in the dubcon equivalent of the freeform in question.

If you're interested in seeing my fic, I am Arazsya on AO3.


General Likes

- abandonment issues
- abuse of authority
- accidental soulbond
- auctions
- biting
- bruises
- codependency
- crying
- forced soulbond
- forced to sleep beside rapist after rape
- hair-petting
- kidnapping
- loss of virginity (on its own but also as a means of avoiding virgin sacrifices or other rituals)
- loyalty
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- pinned by the neck
- possessive behaviour
- rape as punishment
- rape as revenge
- rape to keep victim (or their loved ones) in line
- raping one character for the effects on another character
- rapist taunts that victim's love interest won't want them now
- torture
- touch-starved
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- twisted and fluffy feelings
- villains whose entire concept of personal space is based around violating it
- virginity used as bargaining chip
- warped shows of affection


DNWs

- a/b/o
- animal cruelty
- first/second person perspective
- infantilisation
- lactation
- mpreg
- pwp - your plot to porn ratio can be as skewed as you like, just so long as there's some plot in there.
- tentacles
- villain apologia
- watersports & scat


The Magnus Archives

I am happy with gen stuff, as gen as things can be for this exchange, but my preferred TMA ships are Tim/Martin, Jon/Martin/Tim, Jon/Martin, and Martin/Mike, so, ah, I'd love it if you broke them and/or stuck them together in twisted ways, I guess? I'm also interested in platonic versions of these relationships, and in Martin suffering solo. TMA has some particularly fine monsters, which I'm happy for you to make use of; I also very much enjoy monster!character AUs (I'm particularly fond of Desolation!Tim, but if you want to take that route please go with whatever you want).

I have two fandom-specific DNWs (Jon/Elias and non-ace Jon), and just wanted to clarify what I mean by the latter: you can write Jon having sex all you like, you don't have to use the word or anything, I'd just prefer it if his canon sexuality wasn't erased.

Martin and the people he loves have a bad time feat. monsters

- Any makes Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Any makes Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Any makes Jonathan Sims xcon Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Any makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Danny Stoker makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard makes Jonathan Sims xcon Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Mr Spider makes Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Mr Spider makes Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker mxcon
- Peter Lukas makes Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood


- aggressor in love with victim
- aggressor interrupts consensual sex
- bad guys made them do it
- a book made them do it
- character is non-consensually drugged
- character never had consensual sex before
- character(s) wanted it but not like this
- coercer picks up on existing attraction to ruin the victims' relationship
- forced to act out darkest sexual fantasies
- forced to rape love interest
- forced to rape victim to spare them from a worse fate
- forced to watch lover getting tortured/raped
- fuck or die when one victim would rather die
- rape to demonstrate victim's helplessness
- rapist feels guilty
- sex pollen - affected one noncons unaffected one
- sex pollen - amplifies existing attraction
- sex with monster partner despite being terrified of them
- truth serum
- victim is a reward for the rapist


- Something which was once Danny is still obsessed with Tim, and is fairly certain that Martin is what he wants.
- Jon continues to be frustrated at Elias' management style, so Elias decides to show him just how badly he can manage Jon and the people Jon loves, if he wants to.
- Elias has Tim enact everything he's ever imagined doing to Martin, as a punishment because he's stepped out of line, or as reward, because he's not acted out that week, or maybe Tim can't really tell which it's meant to be.
- Martin is so very almost completely alone, Peter just has to make sure those last few bonds are severed.
- Elias finds his employees easier to manage when they don't band together, so he just needs to make sure that they can hardly stand to look at one another, especially if it'll help rid Jon of his misguided sentiment.
- Sex pollen Leitner, possibly featuring inappropriate use of supernatural truth powers (especially admissions of Feelings).

Martin has a bad time feat. the people he loves, some of whom are monsters

- Elias Bouchard & Jonathan Sims xcon Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker xcon Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan Sims xcons Martin Blackwood
- Jonathan Sims xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Tim Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood
- Tim Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims


- aggressor in love with victim
- aggressor is possessed or coerced by outside force
- a book made them do it
- chains
- character doesn't realise partner doesn't want to have sex
- character(s) wanted it but not like this
- collars
- dark character
- forced to watch lover getting tortured/raped
- gentle rapist
- locked in nightmare
- memory alteration
- rape to protect victim from worse damage
- rapist believes rape is for victim's own good
- rapist doesn't want to hurt victim but will if they have to
- rapist feels guilty
- sex with monster partner despite being terrified of them
- victim is a reward for the rapist
- would-be rescuer joins in instead
- xcon to prove aggressor is not a good person


I would prefer if aggressor!Jon and/or aggressor!Tim are not in their right minds - be that through Sex Pollen Leitners, going full monster, or being not real - just don't realise what they're doing, or genuinely believe this is what they have to do to keep Martin (and Jon or Tim) safe.

- The Archives employees are (mostly) smart enough not to just read books, but leave a torn out page on a desk and someone's going to read it. (Desolation!Leitner, to help you out with destroying all the things you care about - in Tim's case, that list is getting very short. Nightmare trap Leitner - could be particular fun for Jon given the reality-compliant nature of his dreams.)
- Monster!Tim still has a few things surviving, from the person he was before. He still hates the Institute, and he wants Martin to hate it too, but it seems like Martin needs some convincing.
- Elias is testing his new Archivist monster for sentiment, and there just so happens to be an assistant or two in the building.
- Martin is an awful lot easier to convince of Tim's point of view when he doesn't remember how much he cares about Jon.
- It's the end of the world, out there. Martin had better just stay with the monsters who tell him they love him.
- Tim betrayed the Institute to the Stranger, because they asked him with his brother's face. They've kept a gift back for him.

Martin has a bad time feat. monsters

- The Archivist xcons Martin Blackwood
- Breekon & Hope xcon Martin Blackwood
- Danny Stoker xcons Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard & Peter Lukas xcon Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard & Peter Lukas xcon Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims
- Elias Bouchard xcons Martin Blackwood
- Elias Bouchard xcons Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims
- Elias Bouchard xcons Martin Blackwood & Jonathan Sims & Tim Stoker
- Elias Bouchard xcons Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker
- Michael xcons Martin Blackwood
- Mr Spider xcons Martin Blackwood
- Peter Lukas xcons Martin Blackwood


- abduction as seduction
- aggressor is getting off on victim's past trauma
- blackmail
- character is like catnip to non-human partner
- character is non-consensually drugged
- dacryphilia
- forced to kneel
- forced to watch lover getting tortured/raped
- gaslighting
- holding a loved one while they're being tortured/raped
- manipulation
- rape to demonstrate victim's helplessness
- rapist takes victim's property as trophies
- trading sex for safety (own or others')
- victim is a reward for the rapist
- victim mouths off at rapist(s) and makes it worse for themselves
- victims are spoils of war
- virginity used as bargaining chip


- Jon or Tim or both offended the wrong monster, and now Martin's going to pay the price.
- Michael steals Martin away to protect him from his Archivist, just as Michael should have been protected from his, but it's not easy making Martin understand that.
- Peter likes to read Martin's poetry aloud to him, after or during the sex. It helps him remind Martin how to cry.
- The Magnus Institute receives a lot of money from the Lukas family, to say nothing of the other favours. Peter believes he's owed something.
- Something which was once Danny Stoker still wants to hurt his brother, and making him watch (just like old times!) what Danny does to Martin will do nicely.
- Martin is so terribly lonely, it's frankly indecent of him to parade that around Peter. Did he really expect him not to want a taste?
- Jon remembers every second of The Archivist attacking Martin.
- Jon remembers none of what The Archivist did to Martin, but when he comes back to himself, Martin's bleeding and afraid. He could always ask for a statement.
- Elias has a few ideas of how to keep Jon and Tim in line. Maybe Martin's a part of them, or maybe his interference is a happy coincidence.

Martin and Mike have a time, probably

- Any makes Michael "Mike" Crew xcon Martin Blackwood
- Martin Blackwood & Michael "Mike" Crew mxcon
- Michael "Mike" Crew xcons Martin Blackwood


- buried alive
- character has no concept of consent
- choking/asphyxiation
- deliberately induced stockholm syndrome
- gentle rapist
- lima syndrome
- rapist doesn't realise it's rape
- sex with monster partner despite being terrified of them
- sexual relationship as unhealthy coping mechanism
- victim is a reward for the rapist
- xcon to prove aggressor is not a good person


- Mike turns up at the Institute, ready to exact some violent revenge, but Jon's out at the moment, can Martin take a message?
- Mike takes Martin to get to Jon, but Jon's out of the country and not answering his phone. Martin's sure he'll be back eventually.
- Martin's claustrophobic. Mike has some issues with burial he needs to work through, and doesn't appreciate anything Beholding-aligned turning up at his group therapy.
- Elias trades Martin to the Fairchilds, who think Mike deserves something to play with, after what he went through.

Tim and Melanie have a bad time feat. monsters

- Jared Hopworth xcons Tim Stoker
- Max Mustermann xcons Tim Stoker
- Not!Sasha xcons Melanie King


- abduction as seduction
- be careful what you wish for
- body horror
- character escapes from one abusive environment into another
- defiant victim
- deliberately induced stockholm syndrome
- duct tape
- mind games
- non-consensual body modification
- rape to learn human anatomy
- sex with monster partner despite being terrified of them


- A monster kidnaps Tim or Melanie from the Institute, and is of the opinion that they should be far more grateful - they hated it there, didn't they?
- Max Mustermann wants to learn more about human anatomy (there are some bits he's not sure he's got right), and who better to learn from than from a fine example like Tim?
- Jared Hopworth likes beautiful things, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and he's sure he can make a few improvements.
- Melanie knows who Sasha is. Melanie really liked Sasha. This isn't Sasha, but sometimes it's easier to pretend it is.
- There's a voice calling out to Melanie in the tunnels, and the only way to stop it is to go through that wall and shut it up herself.
- Once the Unknowing comes to pass, Magnus Institute staff are going to be collectors' items, so they make a very good reward for stand-up employees.


Whitechapel

Happy with gen or slash for this (I ship Kent/Chandler). I very much enjoyed the more supernatural direction that the show took in the later series, and would be happy for you to bring in monstrous characters, or other supernatural phenomena.

- Any makes Joseph Chandler xcon Emerson Kent
- Any xcons Emerson Kent
- Any makes Joseph Chandler & Emerson Kent mxcon


- aggressor is getting off on victim's past trauma
- bad guys made them do it
- blackmail
- character(s) wanted it but not like this
- forced to rape victim to spare them from a worse fate
- interrogation
- kidnapping
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- rape as revenge
- rape to demonstrate victim's helplessness
- torture


- There are lots of reasons that Kent didn't want to tell Chandler about the night the incident room was burgled.
- Kent & Chandler are kidnapped, possibly by someone who wants information about a case they're working on or one they have worked on, or someone with a grudge.
- Louise Iver intends to hurt Chandler, and is willing to engineer anything to make that happen.


Arrowverse

Again, I'm happy with slash fic - my preferred pairings are Atomhunter and Constantine/Ray(which may seem odd given the request but Thawne is less of a ship and more of a torture device) - and for gen fic, don't mind whether there's an emphasis on team bonds, which would probably be more of a cheerful fic, or just Ray suffering neat, which is also great.

- Eobard Thawne xcons Ray Palmer

- forced to sleep beside rapist after rape
- interrogation
- kidnapping
- non-consensual kissing
- obsession
- possessive behaviour
- rape as punishment
- rape as revenge
- rape to demonstrate victim's helplessness
- torture


- There's a lot of entertainment for Thawne in breaking Doomworld!Ray, especially as he has no idea why it's happening.
- Thawne has unfinished business with Ray, after Moonshot, and he's already racing his own death, and the Legends, even after one of their own, aren't that fast.
- Legion!Rip brings back a gift for the Legion, to prove his loyalty.
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